WTF?: Suicidal Bride-to-be

Seriously, this chick is hot. I'm not sure how much I mean this, but shorty, get yo' fine Chinese tookus over to the U.S. BMR will get his marriage on. Fuck that guy. Don't off yourself for some punkass man. At least be a hot lesbian or some shit.

My Mandarin is pretty week, but I'm pretty good with a pair of chopsticks if you know what I mean...