Where Jackals Fear to Tread: The Middle East

Wow...Imagine how many lashes we would have received in our lives by now if we were unfortunate enough to be born in this country.

'Merica may have its problems to be certain, but shit like this makes me feel fortunate to not live in a place like Saudi Arabia.

Dude not only got sentenced to 5 years FPMITA (Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison) but also got 1,000 lashes (don't know what that is "exactly" but sounds really bad) for talking about having fun. "charged with violating Saudi Arabia's crime of publicizing vice." He didn't even get caught having fun, just openly discussing it meant a beating and jail time. These officials are clearly sex starved and not thinking straight. I hope all these virgins they are going to get in heaven have a bad case of herpes and faces like Charles Barkley.

"Pre-marital sex is illegal, and unrelated men and women are not permitted to mingle." What the hell is that? That is the GAFest thing I have ever heard. There are some crazy mofos over there.

By the way this picture is totally unrelated to this story. It took place in Yemen, but it is most likely another situation where someone was murdered/tortured in front of others for doing something totally normal to keep the cycle of fear going. FUCK THAT..

Someone needs to get shit control over there.

Bitches.

Droppa Deuce: Droppin' Knowledge on the Depths of Evil of NJ

This is the lamest thing I have ever seen.  I can't figure out if it is claymation or real people.  If you can make it past 23 seconds of this you are the gayest fucking person that ever lived.

email from DD:

At what point does something like this go from shockingly bad- to unintentional art?

Discuss.

Droppa Deuce

PS- see if you can catch this little nugget: "I'm gonna make you come tonight (over to my house)."  Get it?  I know, it's subtle.

DON'T SLEEP!

I know a jackal hasn't been pulling his weight around here, but times are tough at the job right now. Crazy busy and trying to get my focus back instead of fucking around in the den all day. But don't think for a minute this jackal is not repping hard as a muthafucka on the mean streets of Newark. Nice work to everyone keeping it going. I'll be back...BAALLLEEEVEE ITT!!!

Aldente Schwanz, Where You At?!?!?

Dude is clearly alive but has not yet told a single Vegas story.

Dude even sent out a mass email from Vegas at 3am spelling his own name wrong at the beginning of the email and then lamenting that if anything was spelled wrong it was because iPhones have a crappy spell checker. This set the stage for a recap of epic proportions....

and then....

Nothing.

Bitch juice by the gallon my friend, you must be drinking it.

WTF?????

(I'm sure Jesus really appreciated the Bush poster with guns and bombs on it.)

Religious Fanatics Suck Balls...i'm just sayin'

DUI Sobriety Test Fail

Since you all seemed to enjoy the dancing fail, here is an old one but good one.

WTF?????

This is what happens when the gay clones find out about the powers of getting awesome.  Vulgar abuse of power.  

WARNING:  Viewing either one of these videos in their entirety may cause injury and/or death from incredible lameness

Hello? Are there any Jackals....out there??

As much as I enjoy reading Scar Shoulders, Boog, KOTJ, TICO, and Aldente postings, as well as my own, I am starting to feel that there are are few Jackals not carrying their weight around the den.

I understand Nuggets a.k.a. Voicemail has limitations due to employment by gay clones who block the den from visitation, which is fully explains his limited posting ability because when he can he is making it rain in this bitch.


But there are a few Jackals, namely Droppa Deuce, T-Large, Kaptain Pat, The Wiz, Steven, Head, and a few others that I feel are not fully represented, a.k.a bitching out, in the den. Unlike the aforementioned others, Head, T-Large and Rusty T-bone and Babyface have been good on the comments tip, but I have not seen many postings from those Jackals and feel that the hilariousness that is currently the benchmark, could vastly be improved if such individuals felt so inclined to post some shizzle. Maybe it was the 3 page children's story that SS posted, or the fat chick buttoning her jeans that I posted, or the indecipherable ramblings of Boog, or the Spanglish of TICO (even though I think those are all amazing)...whatever the case may be we need more readership and posting.

Do work Jackals.

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