KFTC: BMR & RTB

Obama, Romney, Nancy/Ronald Reagan, Just Saying 'NO' vs. Just Saying 'YES', it really doesn't make a fucking difference. How much is that plot next to you, bhmf? Is it still for sale?

Holy fuck, no end in sight.

KFTC: Steaming Shit Sandwich War Scenarios

Can someone please get me the fuck out of here? Shit Storm #1. Shit Storm #2. Actual weather storms. Take your pick.

 

Wild Ride

.......what goes up must come down.

A ride for the ages indeed.................................

Hey SS where you at? Heard Birdman is betting $5 million on the Pats, I think that would be a good bet for you. I got $20 towards your cause. Whaddya say playa? Why dontcha stop hiding and show yo ugly Jackal face once and a while..........pussy ass Giants.

Psst...Mama Earth is Fucking Pissed, Yo

Yo, word to your moms, she be pissed, yo.

No Shit: Afghan Prison Break Was "Inside Job"

Didn't see that one coming.

"Monday's break was the second escape at the prison in three years. In 2008, as many as 1,000 prisoners -- nearly half of them Taliban members -- escaped after militants detonated a truck bomb against the side of the prison compound."

Well, we're just gonna have to rebuild the prison, but better.

You Don't Say...

I'm kind of tired of ninjas waiting a decade to start talking about shit.

Did you digest that? How's this for holy shit?

KFTC: Taco Bell

Taco Bell’s “seasoned beef” contains other ingredients, including water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.


Attorney Dee Miles said attorneys had Taco Bell’s “meat mixture” tested and found it contained less that 35 percent beef.

R.I.P.: Land of the Free

That's a big mawlfucker and watching it lift off is rather impressive, but it would be nice if they could tell us what it's carrying into space and what they plan to learn while it's payload is in orbit.

KFTC: Global Warming Skeptics

You're right. This is totally normal.

Keep Fucking That Chicken: Big Tobacco

Quitting is the right thing to do, isn't it? I want to quit. Millions of smokers do. When you go to buy the patch though, you're shocked to find out how much it costs. Long term, it's the right thing to do, but in the short term, is a smoker more likely to spend 7/8$ or 60$?

I'm convinced NicoDerm and R.J. Reynolds are in fuckin' cahoots. This is the type of bullshit, along with everything else on the Den I vent about constantly, that makes BMR smoke in the first place. Keep fucking that chicken.

Apocalypse How: Middle East

Oh fuck.



* Let this play to the end or fast forward, there are about 10 George W. Bushisms that are fuckin' priceless.

KFTC: GOP

"Republicans, who won control of the House in the Nov. 2 election, have opposed legislative efforts to regulate carbon emissions as a tax on energy. When the panel convened today, Sensenbrenner, a Wisconsin Republican, said that the hearing “will be the last of the select committee.”

Oh, that should be effective. We should definitely put off resolving the climate issue and suck the oil teet for another decade or so. Sensenbrenner, could you BE more of a fat worthless fuck? What would your committee be about, should you start one? Cheese? Brett Favre? How you haven't seen your johnson since the series finale of 'Kojak'?

KFTC. I hope your arteries choke your fatass out.

KFTC: Global Warming Skeptics

I don't think any global warming skeptics clone it up in the Den, but shouldn't NASA be credible enough as a source?

Keep Fucking That Chicken: The Republican Party

When told that Puerto Rico was not a country, he said, “I don’t care what you call it.”

I really want to hear that this guy is giving old girl the business. Vaughn, let's her it, gag reflex or no gag reflex?

KFTC: DRUDGE REPORT

What the fuck is Matt Drudge implying with this quote/photograph? Obama's finger. 'Plug' 'Hole' and 'Daddy' stretched across his "news" page in a "headline". What the fuck is there a close up of his finger for? I guess the more important question is why Boogers checks in with this prick and his ridiculousness in the first place. I fucking hate clones.

Hans Briixxx

Kim Jong Il is a scary dude. You see what he did to Hans Blix?

"How you like that you fucking cocksucker!" "Inspect that you buttfucking piece of shit!!!"

Keep Fucking That Chicken: Kim Jong Il

This doesn't sound good.

GCOTD: Brit Hume and FOX News

Wow really? You are really this stupid, huh?



What the fuck are you assholes talking about??!?!?!

Apparently you have to watch news from other countries to see what is really going on:


BMR, I wonder what India is like this time of year? Maybe we should consider exile there. The Beatles seemed to dig it.