WTF: College Coaching Hires

So Miami hires Al Golden, most recently of Temple? And Vanderbilt gets* Gus Malzahn?!

If he skips out on calling the Championship Game in favor of his newfound responsibilities with the Commodores, you have my sympathies, Mr. Shote Sleeves.

Oh, congratulations, though.

* Okay, perhaps not. But probably.

Happy Birthday Shote Sleeves!

Your present is an embarrassing alumnus:



Oh, and some more bad news about Mr. Newton.* Have a great day!

*For the record, (1) I think he's amazing and really hope he can keep playing this season and (2) I sort of think college players should be paid in some way for the revenue they generate for their schools and (3) I'm not sure why we care about his academics at his previous school except as part of a slander campaign to convince the public that athletes are dirty so that ADs can avoid what I said in (2).

The NBA: It's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic

The NBA is really making me smile today. Good ole JOTD Charles Barkley goes off on San Antonio and makes fun of the people that live there in the video below.

Then the Cleveland Clones go out and drop a big fat deuce on their home floor in game 5. Making matters better GCOTD Antawn Jamison has sucked up the joint the entire series and was absolutely abused by KG in pivotal game 5. Back when the Wizards traded Jamison I told you the Cavs were fucked. It has now come true. Lebron will leave Cleaveland and they will be stuck with Jamisons crappy contract and marshmallow game. Wiz are on the upswing boys. Baleeve it!