"Their ages are 17. They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe," said Gaddafi.
Now you're speaking BMR's language. A little revolution, maybe some Easy Dub Allstars' 'Dark Side of the Moon' cover, who knows?
If you graduate with their "fermentation sciences" degree, you'll technically be a chemist. It's not to late, BabyFace. All this and more can be yours at Appalachian State.
*If you move to Boone, NC, you'll most likely become a dirty stinky hippy, in which case you'll drop out of your chemistry/beer brewing major to sell ganja grilled cheese on the festival circuit. Of course, you are in the marching band and their football team is pretty bitchin'. If you're a D-2 kind of guy.