Nuclear Isotopes be REALLY fuckin wit ninjas!!!

Ever heard the saying there is a little bit of truth said in jest?

Might the Simpsons have been more of moral compass than we were all willing to admit?

What the fuck did they try plugging in the well during the BP DeepWater blowout? Rubber tires? Golf balls? Okay someone call Japan and tell them they got it all wrong. Are these fucktards really using sawdust and newspaper???? What the fuck??? For real?? Cement didn't work so the next choice was newspaper?

And this part is rich: "Authorities have emphasised that there is no public health risk in terms of seafood contamination due to a fishing ban within a 12 mile radius of the plant." ----->Okay dumbasses dontchya know that "seafood" can SWIM INTO and OUT of your stupid ass 12 mile raduis!!!! Goddamn dumb fuckers. Probably oughta be a 1200 mile radius.

Batten down the hatches jackals, it's gonna get rough!! And at the risk of sounding like a broken record (this is just for Boogers sakes anyway, he's the only one that really truly cares for the sea turtles) BUG OUT BAG(make sure to include one of these.) Bugged out ninjas gone to sleep wit it!!!!!!!!!!

Yo They Owe This Broad Some Money!

I mean she fucking paid $22 dollars to get her kid a fucking birthday present.

The poor little guy probably had fucking cancer too and all he ever wanted was a dead puppy for Christssake. WTF is wrong with these postal workers nowadays? There job is not be peeking inside shit they deliver, they just gotta deliver the motherfucker. Who are they Curious George? I mean shit, she told 'em it was a toy robot and toy robots make noises inside boxes and stuff. Goddamn........................

And then she gets charged with animal cruelty on top of her not getting her money back??? Oh lord this is wrong. I mean the USPS clearly dropped the ball on this one. Besides it ain't animal cruelty if the puppy is that fucking ugly, did you see its mug? WTF is that thing a poodle? Shit maybe the post office did that kid a favor.................

5 minutes to go...Redskins FO, please dont be as dumb as you are

"Larry Johnson...waiver claims can be made through 4:00 p.m. ET on Tuesday, with priority determined based on current won-loss records. Anyone who claims Johnson would inherit the remainder of his $4.55 million base salary and $60,000 per-game roster bonus. If he clears waivers, Johnson will become an unrestricted free agent, able to sign with any team -- and also free to collect the balance of his base salary from the Chiefs as termination pay."