Showing posts with label hip hop is the fucking greatest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hip hop is the fucking greatest. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Shoulders Fought the Law and Shoulders Won



Back in March on my way home from Mexican food with Lindsay and her roommate I was pulled over by a BIKE COP and given a $100 ticket for 'ditracted driving'.  Being a Jackal I fought the ticket with the following letter:

On March 14, 2012 I was driving home from dinner when I received a ticket for "distracted driving".  The following is an account of what happened that evening which I have 2 witnesses to and I do not believe it warrants a ticket. 

As I was sitting at a red light at Lincoln Park at 8:40pm I received a text message which caused my phone to vibrate in my pocket.  As this was distracting and I was almost back to my girlfriends house I took the phone out of my pocket and placed it in my cup holder as to remove the distraction.  2 blocks later I was pulled over by officer Parson at another red light and was given no explanation as to why I was pulled over.  When I asked if I had done something wrong he told me he "would let me know when I needed to know."  After presenting my license, registration, and insurance he went back to his bicycle and ran my information and could see that I have no outstanding tickets.  He then presented me with the $100 ticket without asking my side of the story at 8:50pm.  As you can see by the document attached I did not reply to the text I had received until 8:58pm, after I parked my car at my girlfriends house on the 700 block of 7th street.

I do not believe that DC law permit individuals from having cell phones turned on in their pocket while they are driving.  I further do not believe that drivers are prohibited from removing cell phones from their pocket and placing them in their cup holders while they are stopped at a stop light so that they can drive without being distracted.  Both of my witnesses are happy to attest to what happened the night in question if that is required.


Today I received the following:
SUCK ONE DC!!!

Friday, July 20, 2012

Puttin Clones in Their Homes

A few weeks ago OBD threw some props in the way of the clone Ronald Reagan... allow Killer Mike to retort.



Ronald Reagan was an actor, not at all a factor...  Killer Mike must be a den reader and is jacking SSs comments...

**Bonus points for this being track 6 on the album**

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

New Jackal Feature: I Live This Shit



No no no.....I told you.... I live this shit ... I aint just up here, rappin and tappin, spittin and skittin and shit....Naw, uh uhh, not me...I'm not you, I'm not you rapper, I'm not you...

Back in the day we here at the den had regular features... well... on the regular. All we have leftover from these glory days is the Friday Hottie and when you think about it the Friday Hottie is kinda gross. BMR is jacking off at some time during the week and finds a new girl to bust on. Then he finds 7 more pics of her and feeds it to Tico and BHMF. Y'all ninjas are getting Booger McRightHands sloppy Internet seconds... but I digress...

I'm introducing a new feature here at the Den called "I Live This Shit". Basically you do something Jackal as Fuck, tell us about it. Take fucking pictures. And tag it.

Expect something from yours truly on the regular because I Live This Shit each and every day. And what do we have here? The first installment of I live this shit is already up?!?!?! Did Scar Shoulders just post in the past like Doc Brown in Back to the Future?!?!?!?!? JTFC that dude is Jackal as fuck. Make like Westside Connection and bow down before your God.

Hoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllaaaaallllllluuuuujjjjjjjjjajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year Jackals



Uh oh... The new Dre is coming out this year... Clones are about to get put to sleep...

Friday, December 3, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Dem Clones



Why has this song not been dissected in great detail on the blog and featured on a Jackals LP? Slipping, we are...

Thursday, September 9, 2010

For my BMore reppin Jackals

Where's Head been? He's been turning your boy SS onto a sick hot CD that's where he's been. When I met him on Saturday and dropped Brother Ali and We (Symbol of a gun) Clones on him he dropped The Wire soundtrack on me. Listened to it on the way home from a long happy hour last night and it was bumpin. Bunch of rock and blues and maybe even some bluegrass for all the tree smokin Jackals out there. This morning I got to the hip hop section and it's BMore reppin stop lock and poppin LSD music. Your boy SS is diggin it. Thank you Head. Well done sir.



Monday, August 30, 2010

Brother Ali and DJ Snuggles

Yours truly was about ten feet from this same performance at Rock the Bells yesterday. I keep telling Jackals Rock the Bells is the fucking truth and Jackals keep acting like clones and not going. My real blood Jackals The Lynx and Babyface hold a brother down though. Awesome fucking time. Love y'all.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

July 23, 2010

Only 10 days left until the word is forever changed. Jackal's takeover 2010 is in full effect. The Year of the Clone will come to a violent dramatic end. Gear up and join the revolution.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Guess Who's Back?

Jackal OTA Wednesday June 9

Sonar

Talib Kweli and High Tek are Reflection Eternal

featuring some dudes babyface knows Soul Cannon

Friday, April 30, 2010

Hip Hop Lives Forever

Do yourself a favor and buy Brother Ali's newest release Us. Best $12 you'll spend in 2010.

Hip Hop is Dead?




So your boy BD2 has been giving hip hop the business and for just cause. The shit has been weak as fuck for awhile now. But it appears there are still some good jams out there if you are willing to weed through the bullshit. Never really got into Freeway because he was boys with Kanye and we all know my opinion of that clone. (Autotune using, Daft Punk album stealing, 80s wannabe bitch.) But this song is some good shit. I bet KRS had a proud smile on his face when he heard this...

I think the last 2 minutes of silence are sonic version of droppin the mic on stage

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Greatest/Worst Invention Ever Created

www.pandora.com

Fuck man. Shit is too easy. And way too addictive. And they got a button to buy shit on there? Who knew that Bishop Lamont and Black Milk made a collab that is sick as fuck called Caltroit? Not me, but I do now and I need to buy it.

Who knew People Under the Stairs and Psyche Origami were a mix between Dr Dre and a Tribe Called Quest? I didn't but I sure am about to buy those CD's too.

Your boy Shoulders just picked up a $30 a week buy obscure CD habit... Fuck my wallet.