Jackals Don't Wear No Necklace

Why do baseball players wear friendship bracelet necklaces?

I don't want to get in the habit of quiting websites, but I'm calling bullshit.

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Do baseball players really need to channel that "next level"? That "6th gear". Bammas be fakin'.

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I guess that explains why Joba Chamberann's fat ass needs to wear a friendship necklace.

The ONLY good thing about UNC

My buddy is at the UNC game and he just sent me this from his phone.  I should have cropped out the douche next to her, but I was too lazy.  Is that a tighty whitey being used as a shirt?  

PS  -  The Yankees just took the lead....kill me now.

Seriously....fuck the Yankees

Man I hope the Angels get out of this game.  The thought of having to hear about the Yankees for one more day on top of hearing about the fucking Giants every freaking ten minutes makes a jackal want to break fools dome pieces.  Go fuck yourself NY.  I know Voicemail was touching on this the other night but what are these guys in a douchebag contest or something.  AJ Burnett = Guy that blows dudes


Oh great as I am writing this the Yankees just tied it up...

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If you don't think this shit isn't gay you have another thing coming.