GCOTD:(shocker)Mike Shesh...Kryzew...Fuckit that guy from Duke that looks like a fuckng rat? Yeah, him.

 

This photo is so goddamn fucking epic. It's followed closely by this article. I love to hate a lot of people. No one more than this man(possibly true, but likely not. I mean I've never met the dude but his track record ain't good.). Oh and make no mistake, they got extremely embarrassed on the national TVs, probably the last time these two meet in a regular season, conference game. Way to jackal the fuck up lads and sorry it took me so long to post about it.


“I have a great deal of respect for Maryland," said a sour Mike Krzyzewski Saturday night, down the hall from thousands of fans still jostling on the Comcast Center court after the unranked Terrapins’ two-point win over second-ranked Duke. He paused briefly, then added: “If it was such a rivalry, they’d still be in the ACC. Obviously they don’t think it’s that important, or they wouldn’t be in the Big Ten."

Beware, Todd Travis

Yeah, you thought you were funny, but you and those rural Brazilians are gonna get cancer in your johnson.

Hunter S. Thompson would be ashamed...

Oh no! America's favorite coffee joint has been infiltrated by America's favorite notoriously violent biker gang. If you all would get back to the amphetamines like the good ol' days, you wouldn't be worried about getting sleepy at the handle bars. 

Gay Clone Behavior and Its Consequences

I started out feeling bad for this guy, but then I read an article and learned he was at a beauty spa. That is just inexcusable and I think some karma may have been involved in his little run in with your friend there. Let it be known, you roll the dice, be prepared to have an eel swim up your dickhole.

GC(s)OTD: Al Qaeda

According to documents, to avoid the distraction of women, he “reportedly received injections to promote impotence and recommended the injections to others so more time could be spent on the jihad.”

What a fag.

Then there's the story of these fucking cowards:

When Ramzi Binalshibh, a key liaison between the Sept. 11 hijackers and al-Qaeda, was arrested at a safe house in Karachi on the first anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, there was a four-hour standoff while the Yemeni and two others held knives to their own throats and threatened to kill themselves rather than be taken.

Fucking pussies.

Gay Clone Industry: Douchebag Manufacture

If I had known these fuckers were right in my back yard, I would have gotten awesome and UNF'd that ass. I do want to bury my turtle in Michelle Bachmann's mud, though...

As the Gay Clone World Turns: Sadney Crysby

What a fag.

GC(s)OTD: Gerard Cordon, Tico the Loco, BD2x

BD2x, did you enjoy your "more conventional" Friday Hottie(a.k.a. no Friday Hottie)? Why don't you and Tico and Monsieur Cordon get together and go bowling? Fuck it, have yourself a Breakfast Club dance montage set to 'Footloose' for all I care.

'The artist who made the rejected bust, Catherine Lamacque, said she gave it outsized breasts deliberately, "to symbolise the generosity of the Republic."'

Do As I Say...: David Schubert

Tisk tisk, Mr. Schubert.

Karma Is A Bitch: Matt Cooke

Well maybe some more inconsistency and line up changes are what the Penguins need heading into a playoff run. One thing is certain, Cooke's reputation as a head hunter and a dirty player has caught up with him. I guess you don't get the same favorable calls when Sadney doesn't lace up the blades.

Gay Clone Industry: Gas Tank Theft

"...on Jan. 22, someone went underneath his gray 2006 Ford F-150 and drilled a hole in the tank. The estimated damage to his truck was about $1,400. The thief stole a half tank of gas valued between $42-$48."

Keep Fuckin' That Chicken.

GCOTD: Watson

Watson, you clone! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size(the good ish is at 0:39)?

We can't all be winners BMR......

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....................just take this guy for example. I mean he has a Scottie dog on his freakin' hat!!!! And what the fuck is stitched on his socks? Oh lord, the free world collectively sighs. If only I could reincarnate TJ and let him go Jackal on his pathetic ass, boy would I feel better!

KFTC: Jackals Disguised As Philanthropists

Yo, to you jackals exploiting disease to improve your chances of 'Babyface-esque' dick wetness, KFTC. I don't appreciate it in the slightest. Boogers is boycotting all things 'Movember'*.



* All things ' Movember' that put other jackals' "asscapades" disproportionately ahead of his own.

GC(s)OTD: Jerry Jones, Tony Romo, Keith Brooking, Wade Philips, Roy Williams, City of Dallas, NFL Pundits, Cameron Collins, Jason Garrett, Angry DC Black Guys, ESPN

Me and SS had a good huck about how injured Cowboys have to walk back through the sports bar at this shit show of a NFL stadium. Jerry Jones, how did no one think about that before you built that shit pile? It's a lot like your obscenely large scoreboard/HD jumbotron that interferes with the punt game. 

GCOTD: Shaun Smith

Can any jackal step forward and let me know how this is even possible in the NFL? Cheap shots are straight clone to begin with, but cheap shots involving male reproductive organs are tops on the list of gay clone behavior. This guy needs a trip to Cafe Paree to get the old Voicemail treatment. Or maybe Club Supersexxxe...

No Shit: Facebook is for D-bags

Welcome to a new Jackals' Den series called, 'No Shit', where we highlight some obvious shit, everyone already knows and only clones deny.

Gay Clone Tutorial: Avenged Sevenfold

GCOTDx2: Floyd Landis

This guy was stripped of his title in '06 for doping. Dominated the hardest stage of the Tour de France with a superhuman effort (obviously impossible) and then swore he didn't dope in court. He then took donations from family and fans, spent his entire life savings, lost his house and his wife trying to prove to everyone he was innocent. He even wrote a book declaring he rode clean his whole career. Then he is relegated to JV bullshit league and no one wants him anymore.

So what does he do? He goes to the officials and says that he cheated because everyone else cheated so they should still give him a chance. That is like saying, I cheated on my exam but so did everyone else so can you pass me? Then he specifically targets his friends/teammates that he rode with for 10 years because if he can't race then they shouldn't be able to either.

One small problem, Lance didn't cheat. Never did. Lance is my hero. He beat cancer, he beat you 7 times deal with it. Do not fuck with me, clone. I am a jackal. Regardless of my bizarre sports interests and funny cycling outfits I am still a jackal and I will UNF your face...bitch.

Douche.

Gay Clone Invention: Ass Rodents

Holy crap, this is hilarious.