Don't Believe Everything You Read...

Well, well, well, it turns out we need to think for ourselves and it's a feeling of helplessness that leads us to not trust the government.

WTF?: Science Got a Cracka Trippin'

How are these two stories not getting more media coverage? Remember the past fifty years when both diagnoses meant you'd probably prefer death to living with either. Science done got a cracka trippin'. Do ya thang, science. Make it do what it do.

Land of the Free

Whoever told you that is your enemy.

"As you must know, Lancer has made some inquiries regarding our activities, which we cannot allow. Please submit your views no later than October. Your action to this matter is critical to the continuance of the group."

Keep Fucking That Chicken: DEA

If you don't want to click this link and read the article, you should at least click it and check out some of the banners on this Korean news site. Some fuckin' weird shit, I'm not sure what services are being advertised here.



As far as educating yourself on this subject, it might not be worth the time and energy. Or anything I bitch about here in the Den, for that matter. Just let Ol' Boogers do his thing.

KFTC II: NFL Network

You're providing a forecast for a football game. In a dome. KFTC.

Keeping It Clone: Humans

Yo, this be some whack ass clone shit. Love me some animals, yo.

"Forty-one percent of all amphibians are now threatened with extinction."

Working Monday Is For Sucks When Your Boys Play On Monday Night Football

Goddamnit. I can't get anything done today. I just want to get awesome and listen to clone-ass ESPN reporters hype tonight's game some more. I really should have called out sick today.

JOTD: Prof. Michael Strano

This sounds like a pretty good way to find an American industry. BMR has been calling for this for a long fuckin' time. KFTC, Strano. You beautiful bastard.

Have You Seen?

It's midterm election season and dude ain't said peep about it. Virginia Tech played a high profile football game in prime tizzy. Nothin'. Where you at, Head?

Welcome Back: NFL

I feel like a bear waking from a deep hibernation. I am sad to see the lazy summer in the rear view, but I'm starting to think summer is for clones. I know there's nothing jackal about going to the beach. Lemonade tastes good, but you have to spike it to make it jackal. Women scantily clad is probably the best part of summer, but BMR will continue to bring you the Friday Hottie, so you got that going for you.

As far as what BMR has going for himself, well it's a Monday Night opener and it's a doozy. His Ravens are heading into hostile ass territory. Rex Ryan, undisputed jackal, will be fired up for this game and he has a way of firing up his players. Two of which don't need to be any more excited for revenge. Keep in mind Adalius Thomas, an undrafted free agent whom the Ravens, Ryan himself, molded into a fierce defender, left the Ravens to go get paid and pretty much fell off the face of the NFL earth. Bart Scott, basically the same exact situation three years later. Two guys that want to be Ravens more than they care to admit. Their secondary may be able to shut down the "big play", but there will be much more to keep an eye on in this one. 

  

Let a jackal state for the record, growing up in Maryland developed a healthy respect for this game.  

Boogerdamus: Travis Fisher + Matt Stover = Charmcity Lombardi

That's Travis Fisher + Matt Stover, yes that Matt Stover = Ravens 2nd Lombardi trophy. Do not sleep. I'm like 10% on B'damus predictions anyway so fuck it.