Jackal Inventions: Pizza Vending Machine

If you thought we were done getting awesomely fat and enormous as a civilization, you best check your motherfuckin' self. Shit's about to get real.

Oh yeah, and did I mention, it's an election year? HA! The Den is dead. Pfft.

Stay Classy, San Diego: Rush Limbaugh

Stephen Seagal: Fat and old...still completely fucking insane

Nuggets put me up on this show. Fucking hilarious