Showing posts with label jackals be cuttin' heads off and shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jackals be cuttin' heads off and shit. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

BHMF riding dirty......

Like to see you ninjas try to shift this motherfucker!
13 speeds not including granny gear, but its really just eight speeds with a splitter
'Merica!!!!!!!!!!
Mountain shot.
These idiots let BHMF drive the loader too, on his first day!
Trucker humor.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Having visions of the Caps winning the Cup?

I am. Caps. Fuck yeah! Nuff said.
So before I watch RTB's whack ass music, I must reiterate. Caps gonna win the cup. Better Bah-leeve dat!!! Oh yeah, besides violating the Den's sense of decency I've noticed RTB has been neglecting to label or tag his posts. WTF, ninja? At least slap a KFTC on there or sumtin..............sheeit.........

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Check yo self b4 u wreck you self........



I read this and laughed.

Wonder if a sequel of some sort is in order? Thinking something along the lines of: "Helping the Retarded to Know Politics."

I know some Jackals that be playa hating on Ron Paul that would do well to read something of the sort.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Take this job and shove it! (till Aug. that is)





That's right, schools out, you sorry fucks. Me and Boogers got this shit on the down low. Jobs are overrated. Working is for toolboxes. If you didn't get that right, let me repeat, toolboxes. I'm looking your way RTB and Head and Tico. I know RTB works way too much. Head, you gotta have some important job with obnoxious hours and workloads. Tico I am guessing your job sucks too. If not, my bad.

So in this light, I am rolling out. Might not be on the Den too much, but I'll do my best. Other lazy Jackals need to pick their shit up and get their Den on. Oh whoops they can't comment or post nuthin cause their jobs are all demanding. Fuck y'all all y'all.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!! Dog hybrids on loose really JACKALS!!!




I submit this fucking craziness to the Den.

Except I think those idiots at MSNBC got it all wrong. Those are not stray dogs, they are fucking Jackals! I base this belief on hard empirical evidence: "Smart enough to ride escalators and trains on the subway and others who intimidate or attack humans."

The dog evolved from the Jackal, but clearly evolution takes wrong turns every now and then. Man's best friend is evolving once again. This time evolution is clearly in favor of God's superior and chosen creature: the JACKAL!!!

Need more proof??? Okay here you be you skeptical bastards.

That ain't a fucking DOG, YAHOO. That's a FUCKING JACKAL!!!!!!!

If your fatass owner won't get off his fatass ass and feed you then you gotta feed yo'self.

More proof YAHOO gotta go back and take ZOOLOGY 101???

Here is Yahoo answers:


CAN A DOG EAT A HUMAN?????


And if yes, will a dog eat a human?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Dogs eat meat, humans are made from meat. Yes a dog could eat a human and I'm sure if you feed it some human meat it would eat it. But a domestic dog is not going to kill you so it can eat you for dinner.

No shit you idiots. A dog WON"T kill and eat you, but a JACKAL WILL!!!!!!! Evolution baby.............................

Monday, February 1, 2010

Jackal Movies: The Proposition

Holy shit this movie is amazing.  If you even remotely like westerns watch this immediately.  It makes Tombstone seem like Twister.  (I guess Tombstone is sort of like Twister in some ways, bad example.)  
Seriously this movie rocks.  I am watching it again as soon as I process just how awesome it was which will likely take awhile because it was that awesome.  Did I mention that the lead is an Irish, skinny badass who kills Brits and Aussies for fun?  (nothing against Aussies).  Oh and did I mention it is awesome??  
This is directed by the guy who did the The Road the latest film adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's novels (most famous was No Country for Old Men...also JAF).  I was not interested in seeing that but after this I may have to make a run to the theatre.