WTF?: Old Bitches

Well Monday's Jackal of the Day made it to 100 without crossing paths with a crazy bitch like this.

"Investigators allege that Staudinger went next door to speak with Dwight Bettner, but her 53-year-old neighbor asked her to leave. In an interview with a sheriff’s deputy, Staudinger said she told Bettner that she would not leave unless he gave her a kiss. That is when an incensed Staudinger returned to her home, got her gun, and allegedly fired into Bettner’s residence. Bettner, who was hit by flying debris, was not seriously injured by the gunfire."

Lynx of the Day: 130 Year-Old Woman

Holy shit. This lady was born in 1880, according to claims. She retired in 1965! When she was 85 years old! I'm not sure how something like this happens or if anyone is inclined to lie about being really fuckin' old. Currently, the oldest person in the world is 114.

Lynx of the Day: Helen Thomas

So, even the head of The Israel Project seems to think a change of course would be beneficial for all pro-Israel groups. I know a White House representative has to be more politically correct, but I think she just said out loud what everyone else is thinking. "Holy land" is not worth WWIII. Jackal thoughts?