bhmf's Back In Town!

Aw yeah, another Manic Monday, but bhmf and the Boogerman are getting the band back together.

Monday Not-Hottie (Hot Dog Hooker of Hempstead)

“Prostitution is sex. I’m not selling sex, I’m selling my cleavage*,”

 *Cathy Scalia's opinion of what constitutes cleavage does not represent 'The Jackals' Den' or its contributing authors.

Gay Clone Establishment: "Case of the Mondays"

Actually, I'm on my way into work, first day of the graveyard shift, so I can't really relate to this finding. I'm learning a whole new skill with new people at a new office in a shitty new corner of the Destruct of Cloneumbia, but I'm gonna make it do what it do. There's a Chipotle across the street that I've been thinking about for quite some time. RustyT., what are our chances of endorsing the Den? Get some sponsorship on a bitch, 'knah I'm sayin', brah?

Try This At Home

Shote Sleeves, is that you?

Working Monday Is For Sucks

If Monday's got you down, take a moment to laugh your ass off. As outrageous as this scene is, the idea behind it is genius. Here's hoping I'm a dick.