Haha, farts... Swift hides under the pseudonym “Don Fartinhando Puff-Indorst, Professor of Bumbast at the University of Craccow.” The essay is “translated into English at the Request and for the Use of the Lady Damp-Fart, of Her-fart-shire” by “Obadiah Fizle, Groom of the Stool to the Princess of Arse-Mini in Sardinia.” Oh, and it was also reviewed by a “College of Fizz-icians.”
Whats this? An informed, armed, patriot, who doesn't make a fool of himself on tv, despite Matthews' hardon for hating guns , the 2nd Amendment, and America? Sounds pretty Jackal to me. Listen to Matthews keep pressing on, despite this Jackal's rational thoughts and reasons to protest.
Oh yeah, the quote from TJ was, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
Sorry for the pol. post, but this guy did handle himself pretty good, in the face of obvious liberal bias (fair and balanced, right, just like Fox). Feel free to email me to discuss more or to tell me to stf up. Or in BMR's case, to ninja ninja ninja be talking craka ninja ninja youre a terrorist ninja ninja this is change i voted for ninja ninja ninja it dont stop it just contin-ue ninja.
Next one will be about the best part of a human to eat if you were forced (or your wife didn't buy groceries and you were just really hungry) to go jackal and dine on some "long pork" as they called it back in pirate times.
