SUCK ONE!: Spambots

Dere you go, Spambots! Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am? Do you think I'm logging onto the Jackals' Den to read your fucking bullshit? Like bhmf said, round here we tend to back up what the fuck we say. See that screengrab up there? Yeah, that's right. I reported you to Google. Since they own all of our dicks, I figure they'll find a way to put the kibosh on the whackness you're spreading like the plague. Don't fuck wit tha Jackals, lest ye' get fucked wit. Ya' heard?

All the times I got detention.....

.......yet never for this reason!

And noontime detention? WTF? Is that a watered down version of in-school suspension? Damn, kids got it easy these days!

Jackal to Jackal(self) Callout

I tried to find something other than DMX to illustrate the degree to which I have slipped. From one jackal to at least two others, I am sorry.

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Steelers

Gay Clone Establishment: "Case of the Mondays"

Actually, I'm on my way into work, first day of the graveyard shift, so I can't really relate to this finding. I'm learning a whole new skill with new people at a new office in a shitty new corner of the Destruct of Cloneumbia, but I'm gonna make it do what it do. There's a Chipotle across the street that I've been thinking about for quite some time. RustyT., what are our chances of endorsing the Den? Get some sponsorship on a bitch, 'knah I'm sayin', brah?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you, Hines Ward!

I can't tell you how awesome it is to see a photo where you're not smiling. Did you have a nice time at your 'Dancing with the Stars' parade? Nice earrings. Faggot.

KFTC: Miami Heat Fans

This shit is really fucking stupid. How are you going to have such little faith in "your" team? You really need to resort to black magic and voodoo because LeBron ain't the Chosen One. I'd "choose" Dwayne Wade over that bama any day of the week. Go get 'em, Dirk! Do we have to wait until Sunday again? Oh yeah and I just saw this. Karma can be a total bitch sometimes.

Paul for 2013

It's fucking on.

Repost: Deservedly So

JOTD: Tommy Z

While this dude has some boxing ability, he has one of the worst boxing names ever. Your ol' pal Boogers don't mind as long as fools go to sleep and I never have to go to SE DC, more specifically the Ugly Mug, on a Saturday night ever again. Let's hear it for this jackal getting paid, even though the NFL is acting like a bitch. This knockout was one of the weirdest I've ever seen.