You Don't Say...

I'm kind of tired of ninjas waiting a decade to start talking about shit.

Did you digest that? How's this for holy shit?

Jackal Precaution: Lasers

I read something about this last week and didn't know what to make of it. There's a video at the bottom of this page. I guess we have lasers. What do you know? It was developed by Uncle HAARP and Aunt Fuckusall. Watch your ass.


"As long as there is current, the weapon will not run out of ammo."

Where the fuck has all the oil gone????

What the Fuck??? Alaska be needing more oil flow yo.

What is up with dat shit???

I would like to sit and watch while this douche "encourages lawmakers to do whatever they could "to get me more oil."

News To Me: bhmf and Tico Need a BMR Translator

Head, where have you been? I think your skills of deduction are needed back in the Den. Plus, there's a really hot Friday Hottie today. Anyway, I know my logic is roundabout and tangential at best, but why are bhmf and Tico so fucking stupid? Do you actually have to learn anything while you attend VT? Or do you just cheer for whatever thug they put under center and ask to run the option and collect your diploma?

Yes, bhmf, I realize you aren't a Hokie, but your comments on the Egyptian protesters post have me questioning your abilities as a critical thinker. I'm wondering why you would bitch and moan about a carbon tax when there's very real concerns related to climate change.

Oh Fuck: Proverbial Shit Flying In The Direction of the Fan

I've never been to the Middle East, but I have a feeling that this won't end well.

KFTC: bhmf

Thundersnow, thundervolcano, this be some biblical shit. Crackas that don't know(like bhmf) gonna git put asleep by Momma Nature, yo.

KFTC: Global Warming Skeptics

You're right. This is totally normal.

Apocalypse How: Middle East

Oh fuck.



* Let this play to the end or fast forward, there are about 10 George W. Bushisms that are fuckin' priceless.

Jesus Titty Fucking... Christ!

This isn't what you like to hear. Or this.