Do Ya' Thing, NJ: Sorry, BD2, This One Was Wayyyy Too Good. Where's Clonelle?

And where is the animated Jessica Alba we were promised? Sorry, BD2, I'm really close to being done with ripping on New Jersey headlines, but this might be the best one yet.

Do Your Thing, NJ: Race Relations

We're on pace to make this a daily jackalism. I'm sure I could pull it off if I actually lived in New Jersey. KFTC.

WTF: Do Ya' Thang, NJ

Ahh, aspirations. Bro-jangles, get out of that frickin' state.

Jackal Precaution: Rednecks+Sunday Funday=Ammo

Rednecks can't handle drinking on a Sunday, whether it's a big screen or an African Gray Parrot.

Here's hoping your Super Bowl party is 'redneck-free'. OBD, just curious, what are your plans?

Have You Seen This Jackal?: BD2

There has been a great disturbance in the jackal force. BD2 is MIA behind clone lines. Is it possible the jackal gods were upset he attempted to erect an adjacent temple of jackaldom, known as the 'Straight Outta Plompton' blog, and struck him from the blogosphere entirely? Surely Mrs. BD2 will follow Mrs. SS lead and purchase a web-browsing-enabled cell phone. I miss you, BD2. I miss your musk.

Hey, New Jersey! Way to Contribute

If you're building a sex robot, don't make it look like Chrissie Hynde and Napolean Dynamite had a cyborg baby. Hey, New Jersey, keep fuckin' that chicken, I mean robot. China is mass-producing windmills to generate electricity. Japan is a decade ahead in the electric car. What's the U.S. working on? Getting nerds laid by a machine that says, "I love holding hands with you" which is very creepy considering "The level of sophistication demonstrated was not beyond that of a child's talking toy".