Jackal Self Help Series: Do not Sleep.

If you saw these dudes (especially the guy with the mustache) in the street you would never think twice about calling them GAF or at least hollering expletives at them.  GAF they may be but they could still kick some serious ass.  Next time you are jackalin' it up at the bar and fools get loud.  Drop their ass with a carbonated beverage attack or rapid nut punch.

Even if you don't watch my videos...do yourself a favor watch at least the first 30 seconds.  But if you make it to 1:15  you will not be disappointed.  "Bleeah,  HHHUggghh!"  sooo fucking funny.  

Guilty as Charged

Yup, pretty much:





I'd say more, but well, I got an ass to wipe...

UPDATE: BMR has requested an explanation, which is as follows: The rise in laptops has allowed people to bring their computers with them into the bathroom, which has allowed them to have IM conversations or create blog posts (such as this one) while sitting on the toilet. It's really a pretty sweet development.

As for humor, my intent was to force any viewers of said post to picture me sitting on the toilet while drinking their coffee early on a Monday morning. Which makes me laugh, if not you.