Jackal Advice

Just a simple little rule to live by: Try not to be a cunt!

Uncle Sam doing BAU.....

.......first rule in capitalism = open the markets up. Then make some deals.

Oh sales down? The go back to rule number one. Open them up. Funny thing is, that to anyone who has ever spent any appreciable amount of time watching modern mainstream TV can/could tell you that if they start using drones to cover the news then ain't much really changing. Just changing some clone reporters out for newer easier to control drone reporters. Clones for drones. Drones and clones. What is the world coming to? Please don't answer that one. Especially Boogers. Don't answer. Its rhetorical.....

What time is it? Game time. Are the dogs in the house? Hoohoohoo

Life Sucks

I can't wait to get to All Good next week and tell everyone and everything what "the Dude" Geico bear reenacts at 02:23 of this clip.

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Penguins

Is somebody preparing for a new career without shots to the head? What a little bitch. Suck one, Crysby!

Gay Clone Industry: Douchebag Manufacture

If I had known these fuckers were right in my back yard, I would have gotten awesome and UNF'd that ass. I do want to bury my turtle in Michelle Bachmann's mud, though...

As the Gay Clone World Turns: Sadney Crysby

What a fag.

Karma Is A Bitch: Matt Cooke

Well maybe some more inconsistency and line up changes are what the Penguins need heading into a playoff run. One thing is certain, Cooke's reputation as a head hunter and a dirty player has caught up with him. I guess you don't get the same favorable calls when Sadney doesn't lace up the blades.

GCOTD: Watson

Watson, you clone! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size(the good ish is at 0:39)?

Anniversary of Joseph McCarthy's Witch Hunt

"McCarthy enthusiastically agreed and took advantage of the nation’s wave of fanatic terror against communism, and emerged on February 9, 1950, claiming he had a list of 205 people in the State Department who were known members of the American Communist Party."


The Den is rapt by a hunt of it's own. Dissent and mistrust are afoot...

JOTD: Bob Menendez/Democrats w/ Balls

It kind of makes you wonder why we even fucking bother.

KFTCTTBFO: GOP

I never thought I would use this godforsaken acronym, but BMR already had these guys banging poultry today (with good reason) and I just couldn't wait until tomorrow to post this.

This is, in one chart, what the debate over the Bush tax cuts is all about:The blue is what everyone saves per year under the Democrats partial repeal, which passed the House today (and I think is a bad idea anyway, though obviously not as bad as the GOP plan). The red is what would be tacked on by the GOP's full extension, except that the last bar, for those making $1 million or more a year, which actually should go up over $100,000 - there just wasn't room to fit it without destroying the rest of the graph.

And we're arguing about this when either policy would hugely increase the national debt, while at the same time freezing federal pay, letting unemployment benefits expire, and receiving new deficit-reduction proposals virtually every day.

Wow I fucking hate U.S. politics sometimes.

KFTC: Right Wingers

Bernanke and his colleagues were clearly caught by surprise, but the budget expert Stan Collender predicted it all. Back in August, he warned Mr. Bernanke that “with Republican policy makers seeing economic hardship as the path to election glory,” they would be “opposed to any actions taken by the Federal Reserve that would make the economy better.” In short, their real fear is not that Fed actions will be harmful, it is that they might succeed.


GOP, please continue engaging in intercourse with said gallus domesticus. I fucking hate you clones.

Dem Clones

Why has this song not been dissected in great detail on the blog and featured on a Jackals LP? Slipping, we are...

Rot in Hell: Black Eyed Peas

For the love of all that is sacred, someone please stop this from happening. Only Texas would be dumb enough to pull this bullshit. Tom Petty, Prince, Paul McCartney, Black Eyed Peas? We're totally fucked as a nation. Y'all can tune into Puppy Bowl VII instead. That's pretty jackal. Puppy Bowl? Huh? Yeah.

Uh oh: Paul Craig Roberts

Anyone want some of Paul Craig Roberts' Kool Aid? Anybody in the Den who is a real live ninja knows that BMR don't trust clones with three names. If you have three names, you're either a clone or a chick who doesn't want to "take a man's name" and in that case, you should go get a strapon and stop shaving your armpits. Well in this case, you're a crazy motherfuckin' white dude who needs to be put asleep. I don't know what this picture is supposed to be, but it's bound to get some rednecks fired up. Anyhow, can't blame them, I felt that pissed when G Dubs was driving this beautiful bitch into the swamp with the kids in the backseat.

KFTC: Matt Drudge

I know this fuckbag has already been the Gay Clone of the Day, but his schtick never tires like Pontius' fedora. Seriously, what the fuck is this guy on about and which analysts did he hyperlink to? Deutsche Bank. Wall Street analysts don't like this upper tier tax cut getting... cut, I guess, for lack of a better word. Fuck you, Matt Drudge. Fuck you, Deutsche Bank. Paulie, get out of that fucking barn, the hay is on fire. And give me some goddamn Ravens tickets if you're not using them.

KFTC: Starbuck's-Drinking Intern

Internships are basically really long job applications, right? Aren't y'all full-time, broke ass students and shit? Why is my intern rolling in daily with a Starbuck's coffee? Is Starbuck's the most socially acceptable addiction for people that can't possibly afford it? KFTC, Starbuck's-Driniking Intern. You're not nearly as hot as Kyle's intern, otherwise I wouldn't be so judgmental.

GO TO SLEEP!: France

There are cocks all over French soccer emblems. Coincidence?

I heard the coach they all quit on this week and refused to practice for uses astrology to pick his line ups. Time for these clone ass bitches to go to fucking asleep. South Africa, do your thang.

GCOTD: Jim Joyce

Nice mustache, fag! Major league baseball is fuckin' gay anyway, but this guy really fucked up.