Friday Hottie: Abby Martin

In honor of bhmf's little blessing, I decided to bring back the Friday Hottie. This is one spicy tamale, but she ain't afraid to tackle the big issues either. She's got a big, sexy brain, which is precisely what this Fabio-looking douchebag is thinking while he tells her about not showering at an "occupy" movement.

WTF?: Peepers

Hey hot chicks, beware...

"However, between Tuesday night — when a report about the episode appeared on Bay News 9 — and Wednesday morning when detectives returned, some of the electronic equipment was removed, said sheriff's spokesman Larry McKinnon.

The women didn't answer their door Wednesday, but in an interview Tuesday with Bay News 9 said their landlord has a key to the apartment."

Karma is a Bitch: Boogers McRib

So the hot chick I called out in the Den yesterday gave your boy BMR some Dap this morning...

"By the way, you should be an AP(associate producer) if you are doing all this! Or at least getting AP credit on some of these shows..."

 and now I feel pretty shitty. Actually, that McRib photo just about sums it up.

Karma is a Bitch: Hot Chick Who Makes Me Do Her Work

Dare you go, hot chick who makes me do her work! Do you have any idera how fruckin' busy I ram?!!? So (one of) the girl(s) that makes me do all her work was just getting railed by her boss about how she isn't doing her job, which is very similar to what I was saying last week. It felt awesome to hear him bitch her out for like twelve minutes within ear shot of 15 co-workers.

P.S. The man who ended Baltimore's consecutive games without a 100-yard rusher streak has been arrested. No karma to thank for that one, just good ol' fashioned Bengals' character issues. And the Steelers' offensive line that was already patchwork, has lost a big piece. Apparently, the ex-Cowboy and walking penalty flag Flozell(with a really fucking stupid name) Adams is being looked at. Ravens faithful could try to script a better offseason, but they would need Michael Bay's help.

Sports moments that shouldn't be hot...but are

Granted, none of these are real sports, but even so, these "activities" are not supposed to have hot chicks compete in them.  Race car driving, ping pong, figure skating, etc.  dude/gay clone dominated sports.  

Most of the time athletic prowess is inversely related to hotness...just look at Anna Kornikova (hot/sucks at sports) or Elizabeth Lambert (busted/beats bitches up on the soccer field)  I'm just sayin'

Ping pong chick is sort of busted, but come on it is fucking ping pong!

The ONLY good thing about UNC

My buddy is at the UNC game and he just sent me this from his phone.  I should have cropped out the douche next to her, but I was too lazy.  Is that a tighty whitey being used as a shirt?  

PS  -  The Yankees just took the lead....kill me now.

Friday Hottie: Vintage Chicks - Jenny McCarthy

I remember a time when Hollywood used to have a thing called hot chicks.  They didn't do anything except be hot.  Now we have all these broads trying to talk, act in movies, even provide opinions about things.  (excluding Megan Fox, she seems to understand that the less she says the better.)  

But, I have been racking my brain trying to think of someone to use as the Friday Hot chick, and I can't think of anyone current so I am going back to a simpler time when dumb hot chicks were just that dumb and hot.

I had this poster on my wall back in middle school.  Actually I had all four of these posters on my wall. 

Is it just me or is she a hotter version of someone we went to high school with? (This someone broke up with her to make out with Schubert's farm animals...rhymes with Mavisphere.) 

I have to say looking at these now she is not all that hot but I guess at 13 I would have had different standards.  Plus now she is married to Jim Carrey who is as unfunny as she is now un-hot. Getting old blows.

This would be awesome....if BMore doesn't Fuck it up

Gratuitous Danica Patrick shot (Indy car racer...in case you live in a cave.)

Even if you don't know or care what Indy Racing is all about. 750hp race cars driving down the streets of the Inner Harbor would be awesome. Think Monte Carlo for the F1 racing series, but replace models and yachts with crackheads and Coupe deVilles. Let's hope Baltimore doesn't fuck this one up...


IRL Race in Streets of Baltimore

The Den is color Friendly!

FUCK YOU IF A FAT CHICK IS GOING TO BE ON THIS FUCKING BLOG...

SKITTLES

Hey no worries if you black, white, red we have much love for everyone! (except if you are obese of course)