Hello, Distraction...

 Your ol' pal was getting real salty with tha politics and ecomonomics, but check it, America can just get shitty and watch the fooze. Keep an eye on the jackal pictured below. Pittsburgh be some skrimp!

What's that weather like in hell Joe Pa? Hot is it?

How about this one? Joe Paterno is a big fat child rape enabler...

You Jackals read this shit?  Fucking terrible shit man, really fucked up. 

What time is it? Game time. Are the dogs in the house? Hoohoohoo

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Steelers

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Penguins

Is somebody preparing for a new career without shots to the head? What a little bitch. Suck one, Crysby!

As the Gay Clone World Turns: Sadney Crysby

What a fag.

Apples to Oranges: Crosby vs. Ovechkin

So this fag hurts his head and protests the regular season, sits out almost three months, cloning it up. The Caps practically beg Ovie to rest and what does he do? Sits out two games only to go right back the next week. Ovie will celebrate the same for a teammate's goal in the first period as he will his own overtime winner. History will decide who was better, but let's start by getting Ovie the Stanley Cup.

Meanwhile, you've got the Iranian government is disseminating the notion that the end times are upon us and we should be on the lookout for our god of choice, the "anti Christ" and other apocalyptic role players. I just hope those assholes don't interrupt the hockey.

Karma Is A Bitch: Matt Cooke

Well maybe some more inconsistency and line up changes are what the Penguins need heading into a playoff run. One thing is certain, Cooke's reputation as a head hunter and a dirty player has caught up with him. I guess you don't get the same favorable calls when Sadney doesn't lace up the blades.

Boogerdamus: Steelers "Marshmallow" Schedule Is Over

It would be nice to go for broke and say Baltimore prevails by two scores, but history dictates that will not be the case. Rather, Pittsburgh, perched miles above the rest of the league in "power rankings" will slide a little bit. I think the Ravens are better prepared, they started this season in one of the most hostile environments the NFL has to offer. They faced their former defensive coordinator in a brand new stadium, a game ESPN specifically requested. On a short week, it was probably hard as shit to go into Cincinnati and get anything going. I am not making excuses. Show me a team that has performed well in the same scenario. Cleveland should have been an easier game, but no one drew up a game plan for Peyton Hillis. Even still, a close divisional game(which you also happen to win) is another great form of preparation for this weekend in Shittsburgh. I am pissed I'll be on a flight on Sunday, because this game will be badass. Does any jackal want to DVR it fo' a ninja? I really think almost losing at home, to Atlanta, on opening day, squeaking out a win over the Titans with a special teams touchdown and beating Tampa Bay(on the road or anywhere else for that matter) does not merit the accolades NFL pundits are showering over Western PA. Am I a homer, or do any of you jackals gobble up what the Boog Man be servin'? As of tomorrow, I'm on PST, bitch. Don't sleep. Ravens 16, Steelers 9

GCOTD: Troy Polamalu (again, I think)

Guess who's insuring his hair for $1 million.

And here he is visiting a Cancer patient. Who does that? Fag.

GCOTD: I-76 West through Pennsyltucky

Have you ever drove on this piece of shit? Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it sucks. We were on this bad boy for a good 3+ hours last night and the entire thing is under construction. Why? I have no fucking idea there are no exits off of the thing and clearly nobody lives out here that drives on gravel roads, but apparently it was worth $113,000,000.00 to totally fuck up and slow down my drive. Seriously Pennsyltucky, go fuck yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep fuckin it fake 'Merica!

That answers that

Caps/Shittsburg

Not to sound like a clone, but should the Caps try to sweep the Pens tonight or just not get anyone hurt? It seems like they should try not to get anyone hurt (like resting Green last night), but it would be sweet to see Crosby and the douche squad lose at home again, tonight.



Discuss...

PS - Fuck Duke.

PPS - NFC Beast 2010 Champs balleevve it!

KFTC: Shittsburgh, Pennsyltucky

Top 10 U.S. Cities Most Polluted by Short-Term Particle Pollution:

1) Pittsburgh, Pa.
2) Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, Calif.
3) Fresno/Madera, Calif.
4) Bakersfield, Calif.
5) Birmingham, Ala.
6) Logan, Utah
7) Salt Lake City, Utah
8) Sacramento, Calif.
9) Detroit, Mich.
10) Baltimore, Md./Washington, D.C./Northern Virginia.

Top 10 U.S. Cities Most Polluted by Year-Round Particle Pollution:

1) Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, Calif.

2) Pittsburgh, Pa.

3) Bakersfield, Calif.
4) Birmingham, Ala.
5) Visalia/Porterville, Calif.
6) Atlanta, Ga.
7) Cincinnati, Ohio
8) Fresno/Madera, Calif.
9) Hanford/Corcoran, Calif.
10) Detroit, Mich.

GCOTD Vol. 2: Sadney Crysby

Are you ready for some fucking 3rd period? Can the Caps borrow your boys' anthem, SS?

GCOTD: Sadney Crysby

In case you missed this on Monday night, another example of what a shitty sportsman Sadney really is. Keep in mind, the Shittsburgh Penisguins are down by two goals, get a good look at Sadney's cross-checking clinic on the 1st star of the game, Henrik Zetterberg. A real live jackal, Jimmy Howard, decided he had seen plenty.

We hate Shittsburgh here in DC/MD, but the hockey rivalry may belong to Detroit. Which is kind of fitting, because those two cities really suck ass...



...lest we forget.



Someone with a bit more time than BMR put one of these together. Awesome song.

Canada, We're Better At Your Sport Than You Are. Ba Leeve It.

Ninjas that don't know get put to sleep. Sadney Crysby is a bitch. The U21 beat that ass in the gold medal game. It looks like the big boys just bumped you out of the real dance. American Hockey > Canadian Hockey.

Eat UNF Shittsburg!!

You may recall a certain Shittsburg powder blue t-shirt incident a few weeks back. BallDEEP was in a bad way and to cap it all off, some little maulfucker at NHLShop thought it might be cute to send me, a newly appointed Caps fan and hockey aficionado (an perhaps more importantly...a jackal), an arch rival's garb as a form of comedic relief for their sorry existence.

Well Mr. NHLShop employee, the joke is on you my friend. You see...not only do I now have said Caps related apparel, but the now disgraced powder blue shitrag you sent me has been returned to you in exchange for my $17.97 I originally paid you.

Imagine employee standing in disbelief staring at the $18 in his hand and destroyed t-shirt *EDIT (packaging...dick) in the other right now...now imagine me grabbing in an aggressive manner and exclaming "Yoink!"

Dear Mr. BallDEEP:

Thank you for shopping at Shop.NHL.com, The Official Shop of the NHL.
Your business is important to us.

We have processed your return and issued credit for order XXX-XXX, which
includes the following item(s):

Item: XXXX
Description: UNF'd T-shirt for our bitch ass

Quantity: 1- @ $ 17.97

Sub-Total: $ 17.97-
Total Credit: $ 17.97-

You sir, have been served.

I'm Just Sayin': Ovechkin-3, Crosby-2

Sorry, NBC, we all know your clone asses were dyin' to suck Lil' Sidney's baby nuts today. Well, it ain't happenin'. BabyFace done dropped science all up in the Den. Took it to a whole new, gorey level, which kind of freaked me out at first, but then I was like, "Oh that's JAF." God help you if you didn't watch that fuckin' game. Shoulders, you're off the hook, because you stratight up walked to college park to UNF all over Roy's boys. It looked like it was all Shittsburgh early on. Two Crosby goals, and two from Staal, I think. The third period started with a 5 on 3 for Pittsbugh, looking to increase their two goal lead. Caps killed that penalty and I told BD2 how fuckin' crucial that was, didn't I BD2? Ovechkin with the hat trick, including this beauty that broke the goal cam. Main man hooked up the assist on the game winner in OT to boot. Go the fuck to sleep. Fifteen sounds about good as a mawlfucker. 11 straight at home.

Oh yeah, funny side note. I have this really annoying Shittsburgh fan, who thinks it's just tops to talk trash via text message, Pontius may know who I'm referring to, VM sure does, but said Pennsyltuckyan was all about conversation when the Pens were up until the 3rd period. At one point though, I may or may not have told her I would throw a brick through the window of her place of business. So when we won in OT, I told her I was still going to throw the brick. Obviously, I won't cause she is my friend, but it felt awesome.