Meow: UMD Terps Football

Welcome to a new Jackals Den series entitled, 'Meow', where we salute bitch juice where it flows. "We're not good at football, so we should stretch and meditate like a bunch of bitches." Hey, Terps Football, harden the fuck up!

JOTSS(Jackal of the Solar System): The Sun

The source of everything good on our planet. This real live jackal is hooking you up with a free light show. Ba-leeve it. All the scientists was like, "Yo, Sun should be all quiet and shit." Shit's bout to change, yo.