Friday Hotties: The Akra Twins

This whole post needs a disclaimer that I really don't like anything about the Washington Nationals. I'm talking logo, stadium, fans, the NL itself, the works, everything about it is GAF. That said, Kristina Akra is definitely my favorite thing and in fact the only thing that brings me any sort of enjoyment. It should be noted that her twin sister is arguably hotter than she is. Suffice to say, it must have really sucked for their dad when they blossomed into righteous sideline sports reporters. Holy crap, watch out for foul balls. Here's hoping Kristina can get a real job instead of peddling some bullshit on Peter Angelos' shit network.

GCOTD: Aerosmith

Bon voyage, bitches. When people ask what's so great about Led Zeppelin, the Who, the Police, regardless of their music, they called it quits rather than throw on cruise control in the lane to suck. The Rolling Stones, quit, please. Aerosmith, thank you so much for putting an end to aural fecal matter, although I'm sorry this will never happen again. They took way too long to quit, they'll probably tour again for $400/ticket, but this was one of the best rock bass lines ever. Nevertheless, Steven Tyler and Co., go the fuck asleep. Your band has sucked for more years than it was good.