Florida is Hilarious

I can't get enough of these dumb rednecks. This guy's name is Dale. Apparently, he's freaking out the squares with his drinking problem.

"They say 52-year-old Dale McDaniel has chased neighbors down with a chainsaw and even assaulted a disabled man confined to a wheelchair by slapping him in the face with a fish."

KFTC: Michael Vick

Well well well, Mr. Vick. Good to know you're still dumb as fuck. I was calling for my Dirty Birds to scoop you up last year and I guarantee if you were a Raven, you wouldn't be under investigation. AGAIN. You dumb fuckin' prick. Goodell says it appears to have nothing to do with you, but the fact that your name is coming up in the same sentence as 'gun' is not a good thing. We have a saying here in the Den, although ScarShoulders version of it is really fucking gay, but it's called 'Keep Fuckin' That Chicken'. Notice it's 'fuckin' that chicken', not 'put this chicken into a ring with that chicken and see which one dies'.

Oh yeah, way to make the five worst backup QBs in the league list.