The NBA: It's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic

The NBA is really making me smile today. Good ole JOTD Charles Barkley goes off on San Antonio and makes fun of the people that live there in the video below.

Then the Cleveland Clones go out and drop a big fat deuce on their home floor in game 5. Making matters better GCOTD Antawn Jamison has sucked up the joint the entire series and was absolutely abused by KG in pivotal game 5. Back when the Wizards traded Jamison I told you the Cavs were fucked. It has now come true. Lebron will leave Cleaveland and they will be stuck with Jamisons crappy contract and marshmallow game. Wiz are on the upswing boys. Baleeve it!

Boogerdamus: Mavericks Finally Get Dirk A Ring

I hate the NBA, don't get a ninja wrong. Mark Cuban is GAF, but he's a good owner. David Stern is one of the nation's most pronounced clones and that's a very small part of my rationale behind investing any amount of my interest in a Dallas Mavericks playoff run. The Wizard transplants Stephenson and Butler help, but Haywood is still soft as fuck. Dirk deserves this shit. It's rare that I think an NBA player deserves anything, but this is an exception. Boogerdamus has spoken.