Bitch Juice: The Patriots

The Patriots won three Super Bowls in four seasons (2001, 2003 and 2004) and were viewed as the latest NFL dynasty. But since the Super Bowl victory over Philadelphia at the end of the ’04 season, the Patriots have gone 8-7 in the postseason and have lost two Super Bowls. The trend has worsened lately; the Patriots are 3-5 in their last eight postseason games, and three of the defeats occurred at home.

Sunday’s win at New England was the 6th postseason road victory of Flacco’s career — and he’s played only five NFL seasons. The six postseason road wins are the most by a quarterback in NFL history.

Ask a (Incredibly Biased) Jackal: Is Joe Flacco Elite?

I don't really give a shit about an answer to this question, but he's probably one of two or three NFL quarterbacks that can make this throw.

Joe Flacco has 613 yards, 5 TDs & 0 INTs (120.0 rating) in this year's playoffs. The average length of his 5 TDs is 39.8 yards.

Keeping It Jackal: Baltimore Ravens

If you like sports stories, Sunday night's game against Queen Brady's(28-41, 335 yds 1 TD) Patriots had a ton of them. Joe Flacco was 28 of 39 for 382 yds and 3 TDs. Torrey Smith, who lost his little brother Saturday, caught 6 balls for 127 yds and 2 TDs. Down two scores with four minutes to go and come out on top. This is my football team. Here's hoping these jackals get some hardware, because they already play like champions. It's time.

GCOTD: Tom Brady

Brady telling Moss that his hair looks bad is like Creed telling Nickleback that they're lame.

See you next weekend, bitch.

Fuck....everyone

When I see 0 Comments it makes me feel like less of a man.  Am I doing something wrong?  Am I as boring as I think I am?  Fuck ya'll  say something...shit say my post sucks.   I don't give a fuck.  Just say something.  Give a jackal some direction.  Scrimps crying about chopped trees?? Miss Universe???  Alec Baldwin....nothing???  really???

By the way if you are looking to get awesome but recession has you down I recommend the following:  

Yes, that picture is not an illusion.  It is 33.8 oz of beer in one can for $2.50.  I filled a draft glass 3 times with beer to spare.  Not to mention it is 5% Alc by Vol so you can get good and awesome on the cheap.  For Reaalllly  REAL though.   All I could think about whilst consuming this gargantuan beverage was what an amazing wizard staff it would make. But it appears that we have to abandon that trend because the masses have caught on and jackals have to stay on the forefront of getting awesomeness.  We need a new schtick for Mancation '10.

PS Chris Cooley - 73 yards....JASON CAMPBELL TD.....Believe in J.C.   Tom Brady hurt....again.

NFL is back Bitches!

BAALLEEEEVEE ITTT!!