The Den is mighty quiet....

......has the Jackal once known as Boogers McRib gone clone???????

Friday Hottie Out - Friday JokE In

Since Boogers teased us last week with a smoking Friday hottie and now left us hanging this Friday BHMF feels the need to fill the void wit something. Ok here goes: Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? A: "Make me one with everything."

Boogers Did You Hear That???

I didn't think so.

And now that me and the Navy done blown your pirate ass up, we've accomplished something that has taken since the dawn of time to do.

We've now, and I quote, enable(d) our forward presence and freedom of the seas.

Nuclear Isotopes be REALLY fuckin wit ninjas!!!

Ever heard the saying there is a little bit of truth said in jest?

Might the Simpsons have been more of moral compass than we were all willing to admit?

What the fuck did they try plugging in the well during the BP DeepWater blowout? Rubber tires? Golf balls? Okay someone call Japan and tell them they got it all wrong. Are these fucktards really using sawdust and newspaper???? What the fuck??? For real?? Cement didn't work so the next choice was newspaper?

And this part is rich: "Authorities have emphasised that there is no public health risk in terms of seafood contamination due to a fishing ban within a 12 mile radius of the plant." ----->Okay dumbasses dontchya know that "seafood" can SWIM INTO and OUT of your stupid ass 12 mile raduis!!!! Goddamn dumb fuckers. Probably oughta be a 1200 mile radius.

Batten down the hatches jackals, it's gonna get rough!! And at the risk of sounding like a broken record (this is just for Boogers sakes anyway, he's the only one that really truly cares for the sea turtles) BUG OUT BAG(make sure to include one of these.) Bugged out ninjas gone to sleep wit it!!!!!!!!!!

Keep Fucking That Chicken: The Republican Party

When told that Puerto Rico was not a country, he said, “I don’t care what you call it.”

I really want to hear that this guy is giving old girl the business. Vaughn, let's her it, gag reflex or no gag reflex?

VoiceMails MLB Clone

The resemblance is uncanny when VM lets his Stachehower flow... I'm just saying...