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Mancation Memories: Droppa and 'The Goat'

All Shote Sleeves' talk about Mancation planning got ol' BMR's wheels turning a bit. You see Boog, Ol' Filthy, Droppa Deuce and Ball Deep went all family vacation style and drove that ass to Montreal. We certainly had some good hucks along the way. There wasn't one I recall more vividly than explaining "The Goat" to Droppa for the first time.

*Dramatization: Ball Deep's Durango is not this savage

Withered, stinky travelers were blazing southbound after 'Merica's paranoid ass made us wait at the border and practically beg to come home. But that gave us plenty of time to rock out to 'We (Symbol of a Gun) Clones' and talk about how awesome lappers were at Cafe Paree. It may have been the cafe that had your boy Boogers eyeing up everything female that rolled by. One such roll by prompted BMR to shout obscenities(rare, I know). At that time, your boy explained he was "about to show that bitch 'The Goat'", and Droppa fell in sweet sweet love. No one was actually shown The Goat that day, but maybe, just maybe, Shote Sleeves gets his Mancation and some unfortunate elderly woman gets a terrific panorama of a dozen grown men hunched over with their junk between their legs. Amen, Shotey. A Mancation is in order.

GCOTD: Jackals? Or Gay Clones

Aldente Sschawannz or whatever the fuck your name is. It has been so long I forget. I smoked your Cubans, enjoyed your ball busting, drank your keg, enjoyed your Den contributions, but now nothing. Its almost as if you were a gay clone all this time and hid your true colors. Where the hell is our kick ass banner for the Den? Where the hell is our Vegas update? Is this how you treat your fellow jackals? 

Droppa? I know you work like a African pirate and shit but damn post a comment or something.  We miss your jackalness.  You have yet to write word one in this bitch.

Big Al?  well your family...

Steven, The Wiz, Crazy Pat, Drinka, all my real live jackals.  Ya'll have been pretty decent about throwing a random comment here and there but shit...where you at??

Next Mancation roster may need to be reviewed.  I think we may have been infiltrated by gay clones last year.

Droppa Deuce: Droppin' Knowledge on the Depths of Evil of NJ

This is the lamest thing I have ever seen.  I can't figure out if it is claymation or real people.  If you can make it past 23 seconds of this you are the gayest fucking person that ever lived.

email from DD:

At what point does something like this go from shockingly bad- to unintentional art?

Discuss.

Droppa Deuce

PS- see if you can catch this little nugget: "I'm gonna make you come tonight (over to my house)."  Get it?  I know, it's subtle.

WTF? This motherfucker, 100th post is knockin' at your fuckin' door! That's WTF

just like killer bees, Jackals on the motherfuckin' swarm. Abbreviatin' and acronymin' all up in this mother fuckin' bitch. Babyface, we're really hoping that's okay with you, because you're like the mother fuckin' Jackals Den Pope. Karen Carpenter, tell 'em the mother fuckin' score!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvBCl3CBMXA HAPPY HUNNY, JACKALS DEN HOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!