Keep Your Day Job

Seems simple enough, but these guys fucked up big time. Granted they came away with some cold hard moolah, clearly this one should have been thought through a bit more.

Can you blame a ninja for being on the take though? In addition to a compelling narrative about the vagina, Naomi Wolf is one American brave enough to investigate this shit. Glad we're taking the bait on "fiscal cliffs" and other bullshit mainstream media wants to shit in our eyes and ears.

Boogers McStrugglin'

So this Friday marks one month. No work. A ninja be strugglin' it ain't cool. I tried to put off going on the Unemployments, but once your ol' pal gets his paperwork submitted, he'll be just another statistic.

BMR, Keep Your Day Job

This little girl straight kills it. She rhymes circles around your ol' pal Boogers. Hopefully, she ditches the no-talent blonde leech attempting to Flavor Flav her way into this thing. Look at her on the couch there, always plotting, always scheming.