Boogerdamus: Steelers Finish 3rd in AFC North

Seriously, the Shittsburgh Squeelers are going to shut the fuck up this fall/winter. It's fucking on. I'm not afraid of Andy Dalton, but Ike Taylor is. Boogerdamus guaranteeing the Squeelers miss the playoffs.

Notes From the Road...

Boogers here. School is back in session and a trip to your local box store will pay dividends.

The South is awesome. Nice people will one day rule the Earth. Brisket is nourishing. Ben Folds Five are reunited, which is awesome, I had no idea. I just spent two days hanging out with cops. They're awesome dudes. It sucks that society pits various groups of the population against one another. We're all on the same team. I miss my car. Howla.