KFTC: Cheap Oil

Oooppps!!!.

A Jackal Mission.

The Mission: get my shit on, on politicians, shit on politicians Jackal Orders: okay lets be honest, I am talking to two Jackals right now, so listen up Boogers, and listen up Rusty, okay wait, we all know SS is lurking out there and probably Head too, so okay here goes: the four of you must procure as many political bumper stickers as possible for BHMF, I need them badly and I will pay postage, just get a bunch of stickers and send them to me The reasons why: by this point you all must be wondering why I need these stickers, well let me explain. You see BHMF lives off the grid and therefore does not have a conventional sewage system. This means BHMF (like other real Alaskans) shits in a bucket. We call it a honey bucket. Not sure why its called a honeybucket but thats what it is called. So anyway BHMF wants to spruce his honeybucket up a little bit and thought it would be a good idea to line the bucket with stickers of people he really hates. Thats when he got the idea about the political stickers. I think most of the stickers will go on the outside of the bucket. But a few real hated nemesis' stickers could go directly on the inside bottom portion of the bucket. The bucket would need to be cleaned to do this but BHMF really wants to directly shit on a few people so whoever can find stickers for the following politicians would make BHMF real happy. The arch nemesis list: Palin, Obama, Clinton (especially Hillary), Any member of the Bush family, Mitt, Cheney, McCain, Al Gore, etc.......we are about to be in the middle of a fierce political campaign, the likes of which we have never seen before. And you guys live in the epicenter of all this madness so I am expecting big things from everyone. Don't let me down.......

Boogers for President!!!!!

If Tico picks tomorrow's hottie and we get something like this, that's it I'm done. Tennis bullshit and now the Friday Hottie is in jeopardy.

Fuck a ninja depressed.

GCOD: The Jackals Den

Thats right i said it. Upon its creation the jackals den was a place for jackals to howl about gay clones and in general unf the world. What is it reduced to now? People talking about how they left early from work? Where are the jackals hiding? In June there were 200 amazing posts and in july we've had a pretty poor showing as far as posts go with a little over 30. The only people contributing to this blog that i can tell are SS, Head, and Ball Deep. Boogers i recognise you posting but half of what you post i dont understand until you post a month later with a translation. CALLING ALL JACKALS! Step yo game up so the world knows we still exist.

HOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL

America, FUCK YEAH!!

78-0

Suck on that France. Bitches. Guess our soccer team doesn't look that shitty after all compared to the rest of the worlds football teams.

America. Fuck Yeah. Baleeve it.

Over the line

Here is this post.

Here is the line _______

Let's be honest... the den has been soft this week.  My posts in particular.  Let's step it up Jackals.

UNF son!