Jackal to Jackal Callout: Year End Edition

BD2, where you at? I know you're busy trying to go completely insane(married a Jersey girl, living in Jersey, soon to be father of two Jersey girls of your own) and what not, but you ain't been up in the Den in quite some time. You're suspect. Fortunately, you don't post on 'Straight Outta Plompton' anymore, so I know that's not the case, and how grateful we are for all of that.

Epstein, I hate yo' sorry ass. For real.

Head, I got you and billhicksmostfunny going pretty good, huh? You know your son is named Linus, right?

SS, you government pawn, get your ass on the Droid and drop some jackalisms.

Tico, it's really great that the Friday Hotties always bring you back. It really is. It's just, your grammar is so horrible and your comments so appallingly hilarious, I was wondering if you could find a way to get in the Den a little more frequently.

Steven, take your shirt off. Relax.

BabyFace, you're still in college! You probably(might be giving you too much credit here) experience events worty of posting on the Den daily. Weekly? More so than a bunch of married dudes taking Rogaine, chasing their kids around. What's your excuse? Oh right, the Moinkoffs...

billhicksmostfunny, I can't imagine how badly I would want to kill a bus load of children after wheeling them around all day. How do you not need to vent? I know you're stuck in perpetual darkness for the time being, but what the fuck? Get in the Den!

July 23, 2010

Only 10 days left until the word is forever changed. Jackal's takeover 2010 is in full effect. The Year of the Clone will come to a violent dramatic end. Gear up and join the revolution.

Jackals Be Sleepin': 2010 Edition

BMR is holding shit down. Just like last year calling jackals out from left to right. Just blogging by himself. It kind of sucks. Montreal is kind of close. You guys got nothing?

Keep Fucking That Chicken: Kim Jong Il

This doesn't sound good.

I Was Quite Sure It Wouldn't, Couldn't Be...

I'm disheartened, Jackals. I had just overcome my scarf hatred for the day when a co-worker strolled past in a scarf. "BMR, what's the big deal? We Jackals know of your scarf hatred, but let clones be clones." We're within the confines of our workplace. Male scarving just got taken to a whole new level. Indoor male scarving. Don't sleep.

Sad to report, the year of the clone continues...

Clone like activity that occurred in the last 76 hours.

• Ball Deep deleted a post of mine. A hilarious post. The Den has been active for over 6 months now and it is the fist time this has ever happened. The man is drunk with power. To be perfectly honest this may be punishable by death by Razzouk.
• Babyface wore a youth small Cowboys jersey and cheered for them loudly. He redeemed himself by getting really awesome. Still pretty clone like however.

Voicemail committed the following crimes against Jackaldom all in one weekend:

1. He sent me a text asking me if I was watching the GTown game, or the UConn game, I don't know who it was but it was certainly some Big East Big Gay Bullshit
2. He opted to hang out with his fair ladies high school friends instead of watching football and getting awesome with his Jackals.
3. He was hanging out with a Jackal who wanted to watch the MD game Sunday night and cast a vote to watch something else on TV. Dude grew up in Laurel and went to MD. It was their fist ACC game. They were in the process of beating a Top 20 team at home.

Three strikes ya OUT Voicemail!

Jackals be slippin.

Boogers McRib and Scar Shoulders may have to carry the flag of awesome by their lonesome this decade...

The Evidence Mounts

I'll be honest I was a little unsure why Ball Deep had to go out and create his own little playground when the Den was basically perfect and required no further enhancements. I figured I would see what the first few days produced and then cast judgement from there. Well my friends, the verdict isn't good.

THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY GAY AS FUCK SHIT GOING ON OVER ON BALL DEEPS BLOG!!

Now I'm not one to judge, but come on man. Don't be creating gay clone sister sites to the Den, that ain't right. Take us to break X...

SHOCKER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skins fans be creepin on the email and cutting Jackals with Liquid Swords for tongues out of the discussion. Could 2010 be the dreaded year of the clone? DD, BD2, Pontius, Voicemail, I got my eyes laser focused on your bitch asses...

From: Droppa Duece Date: Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM
"This has to have been the most interesting year the Redskins have had- ever. Their extraordinary failures this season might have made for bad football, but it made for great theater.
When does baseball start up again?
D"

On Jan 5, 2010, at 8:48 PM, Ball Deep wrote:
http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/01/05/shanahan-will-receive-five-year-deal-to-coach-redskins/