This conversation occurred this morning and incensed me. Not knowing/appreciating music is one thing, but one would think such ignorance would require one remove oneself from said debate. I'm not knocking Janis Joplin. I wish she was hotter, because she was probably an animal in the sack. That said, Jerry Garcia, along with the rest of the Grateful Dead, their crew, Ken Kesey, the Merry Pranksters the Wall of Sound, LSD, San Francisco did way more for music than Janis did. She was a lynx. But go ahead, shut yo mouth.
Actually, I'm on my way into work, first day of the graveyard shift, so I can't really relate to this finding.
I'm learning a whole new skill with new people at a new office in a
shitty new corner of the Destruct of Cloneumbia, but I'm gonna make it
do what it do. There's a Chipotle across the street that I've been
thinking about for quite some time. RustyT., what are our chances of
endorsing the Den? Get some sponsorship on a bitch, 'knah I'm sayin',
brah?
I have an hour long commute most days and can only tolerate so much news, ESPN and music stations so I occasionally tune into the NFL network. This shithead takes over the entire afternoon with a radio show of lame ass truck drivers calling in about there team which is never the local team where they live.
Example:
"We have Rick from San Diego on the line, Ricky, welcome to Movin' the Chains, what brings you to the show today."
"Pat and Timmy how are ya. My name is Rick, 2nd time caller, I am callin' bout my Pittsburg Steelers. Been a fan for 3 years, born and raised in Sacramento California..."
"Rick, you guys have got to do a better job in your secondary, your pass rush has been inconsistent..."
What?!?! Rick from San Diego is on the team?? What the fuck are you talking about??!
Also, I can't tell you how many times this idiot says the following:
"bangin' it out on a Wednesday" "schemes" "terrific" "generating yardage" "shed blockers"
I thought he was a big black dude from the sound of his voice and his style of commentary, but I should have known he is just a fat white dude trying to sound cool. But that is not the real problem with this douche.
The real problem is how he will never say anything negative about anyone that has actually appeared on the show before. The Carolina Panthers suck. Everyone knows it but because he and "Foxy' are buddies he gives them an out almost every time. They are scared to lose the three listeners and are scared to say something negative so they have so they never actually say anything. They just talk about BS O-line terminology that unless you played O-line you could give a fuck about hand positions or any of that shit.
Another annoyance is his incessant use of brevs for people's names such as:
John Fox - Foxy Andre Carter - Dre AP - Andrian Peterson Pat Kirwin - Patty
Just got back from Greece. Many posts will be made. This one could not wait however.
Head and The Wiz are the descendants of some serious O G Cs, Original Gay Clones.
This shit was all over the place in Greece. Every museum I went to had a sculpture or mosaic or painting or carving of a dude fucking a dude. Every crappy gift shop had a magnet of three dudes having a threesome (couldn't find it on the web unfortunately).
Ancient Greeks were apparently the most GAF people in the history of the world. I find it shocking they found the time to screw any women and even create Head and The Wiz with all the gay sex they were having and then the time they were spending documenting it and then preserving and archiving said documentation.
Apples normally don't fall far from trees, I'm just saying . . .
The den has been infiltrated!! I think these Jersey gay clones must have heard me bashing their state the other week because I got pulled over this morning. Got me for 69 in a 55 mph zone. Good news for me is that he pulled me over as I was decelerating because he could have gotten me for triple digits a few miles up the road (snicker), but I digress.
To make matters worse, my license expired yesterday, so I have to go and get that renewed. Due to the fact that the state deficit is bigger than some countries annual budget, the DMV is only open during the week, which means I have to go on my lunch break. I tried to go today, walked in to the local cesspool of society a.k.a. DMV and then directly back out again because I like money and I need my job to get it and I could have spent the entire afternoon there.
These Jersey muthafuckas are holdin' a jackal down. I may do some texting while driving on the way home as a little retaliation.
I realize I am placing myself in bad company here, but let's be honest for a moment. For at least the next 3 weeks going to be a Gay Clone because the Tour de France is starting which means that I will be watching Vs. (known for lame as programming such as MMA, and well that's it MMA) for a minimum of a few hours a day to watch dudes in France sweating it out in Spandex. I'm just sayin'.
What?!? The new Transformers movie licks Dirty Man Banus? You have to be kidding me? I can't imagine someone as talented as Michael Bay with such an amazing resume of great movies from Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys II (Bad Boys I was awesome actually) to Transformers could produce a giant over produced piece of shit that the retarded masses would flock to see. 90% of these morons are going to see Megan Fox in various stages of undress, good luck with that the movie is PG-13. The rest like CGI and big explosions...think people who watch Spike TV and believe that the War in Iraq is 'Merica's justified response to 9/11. "Fuckin-A Shock 'n' Awe take dat Sadaam Hooosane! WMDs, not on our watch, maulfockers! U.S. Maulfockin Navy, damnit! BALLEEVVEE IT"
Leave it to the President to perfectly articulate the lunacy that has been the debate over the public option on health care reform:
QUESTION: Wouldn’t [the public option] drive private insurance out of business?
OBAMA: Why would it drive private insurance out of business? If private insurers say that the marketplace provides the best quality health care; if they tell us that they’re offering a good deal, then why is it that the government, which they say can’t run anything, suddenly is going to drive them out of business? That’s not logical.
This has been puzzling me for a while - there are only two possibilities here:
Government is worse at running health care than the private sector. In this case, even if there is a public option, no one will choose it (certainly not in substantial numbers) because it will offer worse care for the money than the private options. Of course, conservatives have been arguing for decades now that government would be terrible at running health care. If they really believe that, though, why are so many Republican members of Congress so worked up about the public option? It's not like vast numbers of people are going to leave their private insurance for lesser, more expensive coverage.
Government is better at running health care than the private sector. In this case, people are going to want the best care they can afford and sure, it's possible they flock to the public option and the government drives some or all private insurance providers out of business. But if the private insurers are providing crappier care for the money, isn't eliminating them, as a matter of public policy, the outcome we're looking for? It's the free market at work!
I'll leave it to Paul Krugman to explain why these supposed free marketers are really opposed to the public option, and to Nate Silver to show why the debate in Congress has gotten so muddled despite strong public support for the public option.
But I would encourage all of you that if you have a senator or representative who does not support the public option or hasn't decided yet, please contact them and let them know that you want them to support it.* * Unless you don't support the public option yourself, in which case fuck you.
Men in this day and age have a thing called the internet* on which they can see as hot as they like women in whatever stage of dress (or not) that they want. In fact, it is the very same apparatus on which you're reading this blog post!
So they don't need to select the sports they watch because some half-decent looking bitch is babbling on the sideline or dancing and making retarded faces when they come back from commercial break. As far as I'm concerned, these hos can just go away.
In fact, IF I have a weird fetish for sideline reporters or cheerleaders and I would like to see them, the internet has me covered there, as well. Only then I can find Erin Andrews or an NFL cheerleader looking much better than they do on TV. Or, hell, even naked! Tico, feel free to provide more and better examples in the comments.
Remember when we all watched Super Bowl XXXI together and there were a bunch of dumb bitches talking about how hot Brett Favre looked? Yeah, saying you watch sports for the cheerleaders is basically the same thing. Gay Clone Ass Shit...
