Showing posts with label eli manning is a bitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eli manning is a bitch. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

J(s)OTD: Josh Wilson/John Cusack

"I couldn't be happier." Neither could we, Josh.
That's what's up. Some depth at corner and from an Upper Marlboro, MD native, College Park graduate. Jealous, Shoulders? I'll bet you are. I'll bet the Ravens fan inside of you is boiling right now. Pissed at how you grew up in Howard County, deprived of hometown football. It's here, my friend. Eli Manning is a pussy. You know this to be true.

In other news, it appears John Cusack is the motherfuckin' man. What you absolutely will love is the tone of that Fox article and how seriously it weighs the threats of mentally unstable people mindlessly killing off FoxNews and GOP candidates like zombies in a trance.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

I'm Your Huckleberry


SS,
I'll take the Skins beating your GMen on MNF. Ba leeve dis. BD2, you doubting your own team? Bottle of Jimmyson to the both of you skrimps. Skins win and John Gruden professes man love for Campbell on Monday Night. Boogerdamus has spoken, it will be so.