GC(s)OTD: Al Qaeda

According to documents, to avoid the distraction of women, he “reportedly received injections to promote impotence and recommended the injections to others so more time could be spent on the jihad.”

What a fag.

Then there's the story of these fucking cowards:

When Ramzi Binalshibh, a key liaison between the Sept. 11 hijackers and al-Qaeda, was arrested at a safe house in Karachi on the first anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, there was a four-hour standoff while the Yemeni and two others held knives to their own throats and threatened to kill themselves rather than be taken.

Fucking pussies.

FallOut Bunkers Boogers Style!

Thought some Jackals might be interested in saving their hinds come 2012. Maybe we can all pool our money and get one of the "apocalyptic 2012 shelters" mentioned.

Instead of a wine room we get a MGD room and a THC room and hell while we are at it, a peyote room.

I dunno, might be my best idea to date...........

Friday Hottie: Muslim Bitches

 Yo, Al Qaeda, today the Den is saluting all those bitches you wrap up in burkas. BMR is gonna get his "ess eff" on with more than one of them. Maybe a little UNF on top of that burka once I get ol' girl out of it.

 I know y'all got some lynxes, but I also know you've been pounding them into submission for the better part of the last 3,000 years. That shit's about to change. BMR is gon' liberate them shits.

Because he knows, underneath, some might look like this...

To you devout Muslims, I'm sorry, but I cannot respect the fact that you believe your god wants you to hide your whole face and body. Call it cultural differences. I'll call it some dumb shit, but KFTC.