JOTD: Macho Man Manny Machado

With his seventh-inning single, Machado became the second player (Cobb being the other) in the history of baseball to record three plus hits in five straight road games before reaching age 21. Again, you can pull a stat or a record out of thin air for anything, but saying that Ty Cobb is the only other guy to have done that puts Machado in rare company.

Keep Fuckin that Chicken: Nationals

umm yeah...that was just about the weakest fuckin thing I have ever seen. Oh yeah, that old team you were talking about in your little song was the Senators. They sucked in their later years, didnt exist when we were born and anything prior is too old to matter. The Nationals are the Expos....expelled from Montreal for sucking too bad, a french speaking colony in America's gay cousin. Not hating on another local team, but just because I moved to another city I am not gonna jump on another shitty team because it is more convenient. If I rolled like that I would be a Giants fan. (aka GAF). So I will continue to wear my burgundy/gold and orange/black with pride. Pleaassee baaallleeeevve me!

This is the only team that matters in baseball even if the past 22 years have been....well nothing more than shitty as hell. Boogers put me up on this video last night and it made me remember what made the O's so awesome.


They were blue collar and country as fuck, and most importantly they beat up on the big bad Yanks and Sox relentlessly. Let's go O's!

VoiceMails MLB Clone

The resemblance is uncanny when VM lets his Stachehower flow... I'm just saying...

Jackal Advice: Bud Selig/Peter Angelos

Earl Weaver would appreciate it if you would go the fuck asleep.

Hey, you Greek fuck! Whenever you're ready, I'd like to enjoy baseball again. Selig, the MLB is rotten and stinks to high fuckin' hell. I'm ready to take a wrecking ball to the whole organization. Close the book on steroids. Come up with a fucking salary cap. As a personal request, P-Ange, would you bury this Orioles logo beneath your dead grandmother?  

Bring back some of these guys:

Honestly, look at that jackal ass Oriole. He's not even smiling like most mascots, but rather grinning devilishly as he puts ninjas to sleep with a piece of lumber.