Wedskins Fans Awe Scawed

Saturday night I attended an epic birthday celebration for one Voicemail Nuggets.

During said celebration I was fortunate enough to sit with Pontius and CCQQ99 problems. 99 was laughing at the awesomeness that was being gotten and exclaimed "I can't wait for football season!!" Apparently he is only allowed to get awesome for birthdays and football, but I digress...

Then unprompted he shouted "shut the fuck up Lee, fuck you!" At this time Pontius punched me in the arm and was all "Dont say anything"

SS "I didn't"

Pontius "I know just don't it's Voicemails birthday. Lets just agree to 'Go Terps'"

This we toasted too, before Pontius babble and pleaded more for me to not talk shit about his team.

Jesus the fear is pathetic, almost as pathetic as getting rolled up 23-0 by the Ravens while the drop 500 yards on your ass on national TV after all your dumb ass fans proclaimed you were headed to the Super Bowl and had a great defense.

You loser's watching Monday Night Football right now? You see how a REAL TEAM handles their fucking business? Panthers get the ball, 3 and out.

Giants get the ball and are driving to score and a BS penalty call takes it away from them.

1 first down and punt for Panthers.

Giants march down the field for a TD.

That's how you handle your business and put in work.

and Zorn is a gay clone if I ever have seen one.

BALEEVE IT!

ps any jackal that wants to put a bottle of black label on the skins/giants game week one, bring it on

VoiceMails MLB Clone

The resemblance is uncanny when VM lets his Stachehower flow... I'm just saying...

Pontius: Appointment of the BM frightens me

I think it has been long enough now to openly discuss the pending nuptials of our beloved Nuggets a.k.a. VoiceMail.

If not, my bad for blowing up your spot, VoiceMail. It's not like I said you were having a kid like some other jackals in the room. (cough). I, myself, am quite fired up at the pairing for the obvious reasons, soon-to-be-Ms. Voicemail is JAF, as well as the fact that it is yet another excuse to get awesome. At any rate, if you haven't heard already, Pontius is in the driver's seat for sending him off into the married life. Based on his mancation performance, needless to say I am more than a little concerned.

Don't get me wrong, Pontius has been on the right side of getting awesome on more than one occasion. But someone that spends their time scouring ebay for DC United scarfs and rocking out to the Decemberists on his iPhone while riding on his fixie in the mean streets of DC does leave room for concern.

I have not heard any murmurs of possible BP ideas, and I am certain it will go off without a hitch, but I have a feeling I am not alone in having some reservations about the possible Gay Clone infiltration of said event. Thoughts?

Female Jackal

From VoiceMail's #1 Lady:

On Jun 25, 2009 11:09am, xxxxx@gmail.com> wrote:


Hello,

You may or may not consider this awesome image as a post, or part of a
post, on your Jackals "blog." I put blog in quotes b/c thus far the content
pertains to nobody but yourselves. Not that i'm criticizing ...

Return Fire From Unprovoked Attack!

Dudes holding a kitty witty in his profile picture. I'm just saying...

Origins: VoiceMail

As reported October of 2008 via Mancation 2009 Training camp Report...

As many of you know last weekend was the Glenelg High School 10 year high school reunion. None of the skrimps on this email chain that actually attended Glenelg (outside of yours truly) attended the reunion but D4ve "I got white Jerrys on my mind 24/7" 5c0rdat0 and Ev1n "Long Island Expressway" G0551n were nice enough to have me drive them to Bmore and Jackal it up with me.

Things were pretty standard at the bar as all you can drink was enjoyed and additional bar tabs were opened. The ride home however was greeted with an immediate passing out by L.I.E. and a determination that we had to drive him to his house and not the metro as planned.

Exhibit A shows White Jerry smacking the ish out of him trying to wake him up as we approached his home asking him where he lived.

Exhibit B shows him attempting to make up with the man assaulting him by cuddling as if it was Alex at Creels bachelor party. Eventually we found his home and tried to kick him out of the car where he proceeded to insist over and over again that i had "his voicemail". and that I needed to "stop stealing my voicemail yo!" "gimme my voicemail its up there". upon insisting that i would get him his voicemail later he exited the car with a succinct "you guys...you guys are crazy...you guys are crazy" To his credit we did in fact have his iPod in the glovebox which I guess could be considered a form of voicemail in retardville and he showed up to basketball somewhat bright eyed and bushy tailed at 11am the next morning. Puked all over the place at 1145 in the middle of game 3 but was a much better player post vomit.

I give you these pictures and this tale not solely to mock "voicemail" for his performance of supidity but to let all of you know this is exactly the type of effort we are looking for at the mancation. Go hard! Stand tall or don't stand at all! I want to see this effort from each and every one of you! Maybe more, nothing less!
Coach Lee

ps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrricky weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!