Tough loss for the Caps.....

.....so to cheer everyone up. Watch this video. Watch the whole thing. That's all I got ninja's.

Can't Say He Didn't Warn You...

The moral to be drawn from this dangerous nightmare situation is a simple one: Don’t let it happen. It depends on you.

"Flowing through its servers and routers and stored in near-bottomless databases will be all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Google searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital 'pocket litter.'"

Covert Ops Jackal

BD2 coming to you from behind enemy lines. This WAS sent from my iPhone...I'm back bitches.

Jackal Come Lately: No Room For VM On the UMD Bandwagon

Before this gets too far along, BMR has to set the record straight. I don't have a written statement, but I'd like to recount, for the Den's good and conscious consideration, an exchange I had some weeks back with our boy, one University of Maryland College Park Terrapin Alumnus, Voicemail. I was attending a Wild Card Playoff game/bluegrass-inspired hoot-en-anny, erstwhile, the Terps were suiting up for a wee bit of the heave ho on the hardcourt for their first in-conference matchup with FSU's 'Noles. BMR was fixin' to see how his boys would fare, not an alumnus at all, but a true Maryland sports fan - Ravens/O's/Terps/Caps/eh hem, Wizards, but consistent as a mawlfucker. My question was posed to our good lad, VM, "Are we gonna throw this Terps game on?" BMR inquired. "They suck yo,"(or something akin) was VM's retort. At some point thereafter dude ran on about some character from Georgetown and 'did I see that game last week?' of course to which your real live jackal BMR exhaled with a "pffft", as in 'fuck yo' shit' or 'Georgetown, I hate yo' sorry ass'. We caught bits and pieces, but a majority of the second half didn't make it to the screen. BMR was on an island. VM, is this to say you've worked so long at your [undisclosed employer] and fogotten what it's like to be here?Georgetown isn't doing shit. Rock the red, yo.

Jackal Self Help Series: Do not Sleep.

If you saw these dudes (especially the guy with the mustache) in the street you would never think twice about calling them GAF or at least hollering expletives at them.  GAF they may be but they could still kick some serious ass.  Next time you are jackalin' it up at the bar and fools get loud.  Drop their ass with a carbonated beverage attack or rapid nut punch.

Even if you don't watch my videos...do yourself a favor watch at least the first 30 seconds.  But if you make it to 1:15  you will not be disappointed.  "Bleeah,  HHHUggghh!"  sooo fucking funny.