Showing posts with label balls of big steel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label balls of big steel. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Nuggets? Are you around on Friday?


How do you think this baby got where he is? It wasn't easy, jackal brethren. Look at his steely eyes, his George W. Bush-like resolutionness. I wouldn't take shit from this baby unless I was his father and I had to change his diaper so my wife didn't make me a sexual hostage. But utmost importantly, Nugs, I'm going to be on Massachussetts Ave. Friday afternoon. Work should wrap up in the 2-3pm range. What do you say we go drop some servage on the ol' Salvadoron? I say we time it up with ScarShoulders getting off of work, maybe ol' Filthy, who knows? We could probably score a preseason football game. But we'll want to get the fuck out of Alexandria ASAP. If you got other top secret missions to choose to accept, it's cool, but notify this ninja. Jackals Day in Court: September 11, 2009(not a cruel joke, really the court date)
-BMR out

Saturday, August 1, 2009

JOTD: Jackal mutha' fuckin' salute! Jackals on deck

T Large is turning some amount of years today, it's not important. What is important is who is hullaballooing their ass off for his cumpleanos. We're gonna make this bastard piss on his shoes. Can you say Jameson? I can. I have. Against better judgment I did last night and ended up leaving early from the bar to come home and sleep on my couch. Now I'm going to throw Kubb blocks with an old school fuckin' ninja. I am jamming to Tom Waits and he's talking about bourbon. It's got the makings of a jackal afternoon, evening, it's going to be chainless, relinquished of the heezy, never kiss a Gun Street girl again.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Jackalslist.org Ball DEEP is selling his whip

If you know anyone that needs a new set of wheels, tell em to buy Ball Deep's Pu$%y-wagon:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1284678278.html

$500 off if you are a jackal, or if your name is Steven.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

all of our dicks and all of our pussies are gonna be covered in SHIT!

...if you fuckin' fucks continue to have your way with the Den. The Den is not a pre-teen Vietnamese villager for you to rape over her rice barrel. This isn't fucking 'Nam, there are fucking rules. Rule #1) America is the fucking shit. America is the best country. America did take everything it has from someone else and they will have it until someone takes it away.
If you want to keep tossing shit on our rock of badassery, tasked with upholding a large fucking portion of civilized human behavior, count these two slutty bitches out. They were going to drop the flags and show you all some goods, but then they read our blog and saw you guys suckin' Castro's balls and fuckin' hating on their shit. Stop hating, terrorist.