Jesus Was Gettin' Some

Professor Karen L. King is one busted bitch. She might be married, but if she is, you best believe her husband doesn't show her the cable bill and probably deletes a fair amount of internet history. But Prof. King does know some shit about history. This jackal's question is why would the church want anyone to think Jesus was celibate? Why wouldn't they include the stories of a female disciple? Women are fucking awesome. Right?

801: VM's Tuxedo

So, Voicemail, I'm thinking the lucky lady might want you smelling and looking like a Bacon Explosion on her special day. If she shoots it down, please make your groomsmen wear them.

Jackal of the Day: CQQ99

Boricua!!

CQQ99 is engaged to mi prima! Congrats on getting legit son!

You part of the family now, my Jackal!

Bachelor Party dibs...