I submit this
fucking craziness to the Den.
Except I think those idiots at MSNBC got it all wrong. Those are not stray dogs, they are fucking Jackals! I base this belief on hard empirical evidence: "Smart enough to ride escalators and trains on the subway and others who intimidate or attack humans."
The dog evolved from the Jackal, but clearly evolution takes wrong turns every now and then. Man's best friend is evolving once again. This time evolution is clearly in favor of God's superior and chosen creature: the JACKAL!!!
Need more proof??? Okay
here you be you skeptical bastards.
That ain't a fucking DOG, YAHOO. That's a FUCKING JACKAL!!!!!!!
If your fatass owner won't get off his fatass ass and feed you then you gotta feed yo'self.
More proof YAHOO gotta go back and take ZOOLOGY 101???
Here is Yahoo answers:
CAN A DOG EAT A HUMAN?????
And if yes, will a dog eat a human?
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Dogs eat meat, humans are made from meat. Yes a dog could eat a human and I'm sure if you feed it some human meat it would eat it. But a domestic dog is not going to kill you so it can eat you for dinner.
No shit you idiots. A dog WON"T kill and eat you, but a JACKAL WILL!!!!!!! Evolution baby.............................
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- BlocBest Answer - Chosen by VotersDogs eat meat, humans are made from meat. Yes a dog could eat a human and I'm sure if you feed it some human meat it would eat it. But a domestic dog is not going to kill you so it can eat you for dinner.
