JOTD: Dan Durda

Not only did this guy smash his two gigantic granite balls together(holy crap this experiment is so lame), he painted them like two big granite titties before doing so. This poor bastard's been a nerd his whole life. Today, he's a fucking jackal. Okay, when I was googling for a photo of him, he was posed with a jet, so he's probably jackaled it up once or twice. Jackal on, Durda. Jackal on.

JsOTD: SS & Myself

Self nomination time. No, we didn't take out a 5-year CD, but I dare say that we were at our ball-busting best yesterday.* It was like old times:

...It's 1998 and Head is at his house on a random weekday night. The phone rings...

[Shote Sleeves] Hey Head, can you teach me physics tonight?
[Head] Sure...

[ScarShoulders] Hey Head, what are you up to tonight?
[Head] I dunno...I think Shote Sleeves is coming over and wants me to teach him physics or something. You wanna come over?
[ScarShoulders] Sweet, sure!

...ScarShoulders is already there when ShoteSleeves arrives at Head's house...

[Shote Sleeves] Wait...what is ScarShoulders doing here? I thought you were going to teach me physics?

...30 minutes of hilarity ensues...

[Shote Sleeves] Fuck you guys, I hate you. I'm going home!

[Head/ScarShoulders] Wow, that was awesome. Want to watch some football or something?

Good Times.

*BMR, you still my Jackal - you be holding this place up almost all by your lonesome...

Hans Briixxx

Kim Jong Il is a scary dude. You see what he did to Hans Blix?

"How you like that you fucking cocksucker!" "Inspect that you buttfucking piece of shit!!!"