KFTC: Starbuck's-Drinking Intern

Internships are basically really long job applications, right? Aren't y'all full-time, broke ass students and shit? Why is my intern rolling in daily with a Starbuck's coffee? Is Starbuck's the most socially acceptable addiction for people that can't possibly afford it? KFTC, Starbuck's-Driniking Intern. You're not nearly as hot as Kyle's intern, otherwise I wouldn't be so judgmental.

Kyle Admits Defeat

SS: and whats a jackal gotta do to laugh at Kyle stalking a ho?

Kyle: i think i felt some sort of emotion for posting her photo unknowingly in the Den
like a bad emotion
it was weird

SS: hahahaha, of course you did, stalker, but thats what made it funny!
perhaps it was guilt?

Kyle: photos don't do her justice
she's lookin' hot today
fo'sheezy

SS: yeah right
i bet she's got on a momo

Kyle: don't need your approval, ScarTissue
if she did, she'd still be smokin'
isn't it a moomoo?
or mumu?
what the fuck is a momo
?

SS: "Hey Kyle, wanna go to all you can eat deep fried burgers for lunch? and then get some ice cream, cold stone ice cream?" Jabba the Intern
yeah mumu moomoo, thats the one
prove SS wrong Kyle prove SS wrong!

Kyle: ineffective
and childish

Kyle Checks Back In

Clearly not deterred by the cautionary tale of Mark Musarella James "Kyle" Bond reports back in from the front line of Battlefield Intern: Sweatable or Desperate?

And I quote "That's pretty positive. Post it! I can't get pictures off my phone"

Godspeed Kyle, Godspeed...