Mancation 2011: Mancation Unplugged

Jackals, wise frum your gwabe. Y'all been skrimptastic, sleepy ass jackals. You just had a week or more to jackalize yourselves for a new calendar year and if you used all of that time to get awesome, you're on the right track.

So check it, BD2 is multiplying exponentially up in the Garden State. He's had to keep his jackalness to a low howl and that takes a toll on a ninja. Rusty T. Bonez played host to some jackals and that was some real shit, although Head decided he was a little too cool for school. Shote Sleeves, good lookin' out. Way to rep South Cakalacky fo' a jackal. For being nearly silent, Rusty's boy Lucas keeps it kind of jackal. Then there was billhicksmostfunny, whew. That cracka done drove a fucking continent to represent. "How long did it take you, billhicksmostfunny?" bhmf replied, "'bout 3 or 4 days." 3 or 4 days?!? What the fuck? Who drives for days on end? That's a crazy cracka.

So, bhmf, feel free to offer up your digs as the site where we praise Anubis for all of his greatness and soil our livers with liters of booze and feast upon pounds of scorched animal flesh. We shall hike and howl and burn a great many things, possibly for walking over.


I have rambled in great detail, but it was BD2 that made this most excellent of calls. This spring, we mancation. Not to the 'Mortal Kombat'-laden bosom of the Black Bear Chalet, but into the sweet, warm folds of nature's ham wallet. BD2 has called for the jackals to convene in the forests of Appalachia. HOOOOWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twenty-Dime to infinninn....A NEW DAWN

As with any great artist, often times a side project is required to truly expose their artistry. I am not leaving the Jackals Den, merely expanding its reach to a new audience... I encourage all my jackals to view, read, laugh, cry and most of all get awesome on the next chapter of Ball DEEP.

A New era for the Jackals.

Guest posters wanted.

Jackalslist.org Ball DEEP is selling his whip

If you know anyone that needs a new set of wheels, tell em to buy Ball Deep's Pu$%y-wagon:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1284678278.html

$500 off if you are a jackal, or if your name is Steven.

1001 Reasons Why NFL is better than College Football: Cheerleaders

So I understand there are some people here who really love college football. Now, I love Maryland football.  I was raised on it.  Had I actually lived in Wicomico dorm rather than getting drunk there every weekend, I would more than likely be die-hard like the rest of you Jackals with taste.  But let's be honest on the whole NFL is much better.  More fun to watch, more fun to tailgate, an actual outcome at the end that makes sense (playoffs) and interesting sideline talent.  Let's take a look at 2 of the most respected teams in the den for example MD and VT.  Versus the greatest football team in the world...the Washington Redskins.  

Exhibit A:  Maryland Cheerleaders, seriously what is wrong with the chick on the right?

Exhibit B:  VT Cheerleaders, The blond ones look OK but the black dude on top sort of ruins the mood.

Exhibit C:  VT Bitches...not cute and trying too hard.

Exhibit Jackal:  Redskinettes, issa nice.

I would say this applies to all NFL teams but unfortunately the NY Giants aren't allowed to have cheerleaders because the are GAF and they need the room on the sidelines to suck each other off.  The Eagles actually have really hot cheerleaders, but they suck balls too.  

Hipster Jackals??

I am not sure if that is an oxymoron, but this band has all the makings of being Jackal. They don't give a fuck and it shows. Their Indian front man is a freaking madman and they rock. Picture Thin Lizzy + Blues Brothers + The Animals + lots of Acid + P-Funk + Indian people = Fuckin' Jackal ass shit. Based on my butthole surfer submission, you all are not watching my posts but I could give a fuck because I want to have all this shit in on place. Baleeve it!!



Courtesy of Wikipedia:

King Khan and the Shrines, sometimes referred to as King Khan and (His) Sensational Shrines or The Supreme Genius of King Khan and His Sensational Shrines, are a Berlin-based garage rock and psychedelic soul band.
The band was founded in 1999 by the twenty-two year old King Khan, formerly of Canadian garage rock outfits The Spaceshits (where he operated under the pseudonym Blacksnake) and Kukamongas. The band is noted for its impressive stage antics. Typically King Khan is scantily clad, and the overwhelming frontman. His performances feature a cheerleader, and a mixture of instrumentation including, but not limited to: keyboard, baritone saxophone, guitar, bass, and drums. He played an energetic concert at the 2008 Pitchfork Music Festival.