Hottie vs. Skank: A Jackal Clarification

Allow me to attempt to clarify the Friday hottie criticism. There are many times that as a married man I am forced to do things I don't want to do, but that said, marriage is the shit. However, don't get it twisted I can appreciate a skeeza or a hottie with the best of them.

As far as Friday hotties, I expect to see some person that is hot and hopefully not fully dressed, but it is easy to get half naked pics of skanks. Finding half naked pics of Jessica Alba takes a bit more research. (Equally easy actually) Like actresses, news anchors, etc. Fun for me and good for the Den to complete the archive. If I wanted to see skanks I would just google skanks and get this:



But if I want Friday hottie, then I would watch some tv show, movie, news, etc. See someone and think, hmmm wonder if she has some hot picture on the internets for my jackals and I to enjoy.

Like this:



Get it?!

Europe: Fuck Yeah

Fuck yeah.

Apples to Oranges: Crosby vs. Ovechkin

So this fag hurts his head and protests the regular season, sits out almost three months, cloning it up. The Caps practically beg Ovie to rest and what does he do? Sits out two games only to go right back the next week. Ovie will celebrate the same for a teammate's goal in the first period as he will his own overtime winner. History will decide who was better, but let's start by getting Ovie the Stanley Cup.

Meanwhile, you've got the Iranian government is disseminating the notion that the end times are upon us and we should be on the lookout for our god of choice, the "anti Christ" and other apocalyptic role players. I just hope those assholes don't interrupt the hockey.