Friday Hottie: Irina Shayk

Friday Hottie: Denise Milani

Friday Hottie: Vanessa Marcil

Last I checked, it's fuckin' Friday. Last Friday was New Year's Eve, but that's no excuse. I promise to not sleep on Friday Hotties ever again. Happy to you, Jackals. Fuck yo shit.

This lucky little fucker's gonna kick his own balls when he grows up...

KFTC: Jackals Disguised As Philanthropists

Yo, to you jackals exploiting disease to improve your chances of 'Babyface-esque' dick wetness, KFTC. I don't appreciate it in the slightest. Boogers is boycotting all things 'Movember'*.



* All things ' Movember' that put other jackals' "asscapades" disproportionately ahead of his own.

Friday Hottie: Bar Rafaeli