Friday Hottie: Sophie Howard

 You guys have to google this photo shoot and check out the one where she loses the top.

Friday Hottie: Collien Fernandes

 Goddamnit, those Black Eyed Peas got me so pissed, I had to go straight into the Friday Hottie. I'm throwing in some extra pics. Srta. Fernandes is quite nice.

Friday Hottie: Larissa Riquelme

Friday Hottie: Elisabetta Briatore

Friday Hottie 5 days early: Nicole Schrizzzingersomethingsomething

Your boy BallDEEP was just flipping through the channels and happened to cross paths with Dancing with the Stars. GAF I know. I could care less..."BD2 Dancing with the stars is GAF, you're GAF, blah blah blah" Fuck you I dont care. This Nicole Shsfhhdahadkfh girl is hot as shit I couldn't turn it off. Well played indeed young lady.

Friday Hottie: Evelina Papantoniou

Yeah, Greece's economy is in the shitter. So what? Their women are freaking hot. Seriously, use your non-work internet time to find a photo of this woman's bare breast. It's spectacular. I only wish I could post it here. Don't sleep. Happy Friday, Jackal's Den.

Friday Hottie: Ideal Woman-Giada De Laurentiis

Another week has ended and I bring you another hottie and yes, she's still not a blonde.
This woman can cook until you stop getting awesome(theoretically never), Italians have some good women, they cook, shag like Anubis on Muscle Milk and keep house(not being sexist, women make better home-makers, management in the work place actually causes women stress because they suppress their innate instinct to nurture)
I would happily direct deposit everything I earn to this Italian Stallioness. Ba leeve it. Giada, you never call me anymore. What's up with that?

Friday Hottie: Alyssa Milano

I'm thinking the 'Who's The Boss?' craze was kicked off by perverts just going through the motions, finding the high school girl of the TV household, a la Christina Applegate. Come to think of it, any chick in the 80s is damn hard to find attractive the way they once were. Go to the early 90s and have yourself some Kelly Kepowski, you feel bad as shit until you think about slutty '90210' Kelly Kepowski. Anyhoo, Alyssa Milano started as the token teenage hot female on a sitcom and has since gotten hotter every year she's been alive. That's a rant for ya, Alyssa Milano, aging like the finest of wines...

Friday Hottie: Monica Bellucci

Friday Hottie: Kate Beckinsale

This chick's props are so long overdue, I almost feel bad throwing it down for her. Underworld really sucked, but it does have obscene blood in portions that made it pretty enjoyable. I never would have even considered wasting those two hours four times, if this blessed piece of awesome hadn't graced the screen. SS, keep your greasy flies on the ass-photo shoppin' paws of my main squeeze, aight? Happy Friday, Jackals. And to you, Ms. Beckinsale. Arf.

Nice list, BD2, but did you do ANY R&D?

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BD2, an impressive collection of hot chicks duping an unsuspecting jackal into watching an otherwise meaningles athletic endeavor, but my friend. My broseph, how did you leave my girl Jeanette Lee out?

Friday Hottie: Famke Janssen

So a little jackal research led me to discover this fine peesh of aish was born in the Netherlands. So BMR could wed her and then she could move the two of us back to the 'Dam and we could eat Scooby snacks until her glorious money ran out. I didn't realize it, but this sexy thang first revved on the scene (that one was for you, BD2) in GoldenEye with Pierce Brosnan where she seduced men and then crushed their midsection with her thighs (not exactly work computer material). She'll probably always be Jean Grey/Phoenix from here on out, but I, for one, am really glad her parents bumped the old uglies.