KFTC: Sheyla Hershey

American dreams so rarely get to come true. All Sheyla Hershey ever wanted was some 'M Cup'-sized breasts.

WTF??: Yellow Taxi

Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got 'til it's gone? Indeed Gary and Wyatt sculpted paradise with bras on their heads. Cruel ass Father Time paved this bitch like a parking lot.

Granted, that big ass bitch had duck lips to begin with, but heed this warning, my jackals. I don't particularly care for her, but if you're an Angelina Jolie fan, don't wait until 2030 to let her know.