WTF?: Sabre-toothed Vegetarians

This made me think of Head and KOTJ(where the fuck is that guy?) and how jackals tend to belittle vegetarian jackals. I had no idea sabreteeth could ever have been wasted on vegetables, but that's what scientists are for.

Jackal Origins: BMR

Friday Hottie: Alyssa Milano

I'm thinking the 'Who's The Boss?' craze was kicked off by perverts just going through the motions, finding the high school girl of the TV household, a la Christina Applegate. Come to think of it, any chick in the 80s is damn hard to find attractive the way they once were. Go to the early 90s and have yourself some Kelly Kepowski, you feel bad as shit until you think about slutty '90210' Kelly Kepowski. Anyhoo, Alyssa Milano started as the token teenage hot female on a sitcom and has since gotten hotter every year she's been alive. That's a rant for ya, Alyssa Milano, aging like the finest of wines...

Jackal Observation: Hot Dogs Be Nasty, Yo!

On my morning commute today, I saw this dude scarfing a fully loaded hot dog(relish, onions, ketchup, mustard) and sipping on a 20oz. coffee for breakfast. Allow BMR to totally alienate himself from the Den. Pork is nasty, yo. I dig the fuck out of some bacon, I'm digesting some right now. Ma Dukes used to kick it with the pork chops and I had no qualms. But sausage? Get the fuck out of here and quit sullying the chili. Pork loin? Venison is the only loin for me. Hot dogs? They're nasty at any hour, but there's no reason to eat one for breakfast. I've seen ninjas in the city on several occasions. I've seen them scarf those bitches before ten in the morning. Shit is filthy. Did you know Coca Cola + raw pork = worms? Ba leeve it.

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